Sep 29, 2023
your vestibular rehabilitation clinician tells you it is once again that time
so you put your arms out in front of you, close your eyes, and begin marching in place as you have been trained to do
after a minute, you hear that telltale stopwatch beep and you open your eyes, only to see that you have plane-shifted to another realm somewhere outside of time and space, where nothing around you is familiar or even physically possible to exist within the real world
you hear the faint disembodied voice of your clinician, "that's another positive result on your Fukuda Stepping Test for today"