#personal dash stuff

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I'm trying so hard not to laugh as my toddler is running across the living room grabbing imaginary spices and ingredients like he's fighting for his life to stay in some cooking competition.

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We rescued a chicken~

She's super sweet, the other chickens were bullying her ;n;

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Tomorrow's the big day y'all!

But I still feel like 6AM is way too early to ask someone to go to a hospital to get poked and prodded with needles and wait to give birth. Maybe 8AM, seems more reasonable for a Thursday

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So wish me luck I'm about to try my attempt at saying FUCK YOU to my corporate job and try and get my old job back at a mom and pop place for my current pay rate. It's hourly and not salary so I can make overtime if I need to.

I'm so done with my current job, it's so miserable there and I know my old job needs people and I was damn good at it and it was properly structured for my ADHD ARSE

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So I got the job at my old job with pay match

Now for the hard part, putting in my notice.

Today sort of solidified my decision with how unorganized everything is and when I ask a legitimate question I get punished for doing what I'm told to do.

I'm going to leave with dignity though, I'm going to clean up as many accounts as possible, leave obnoxiously long notes, be super nice and friendly, and have zero tasks left when I leave.

When I check out, I check out.

I've already left mentally but now I'm checking out physically.

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So my kid is afraid of dogs because they're too hyper but he LOVES birds because they're silly and chill. He absolutely adores our chickens, especially our hen Sadie. Both him and my partner are trying to convince me to let her keep a couple eggs to hatch -_-

I'd love more chickens but I'm not sure... Our rooster is kind of aggressive so I'm worried he'd beat up his own chicks...

Should I take the risk...?

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Just got home from watching the Project Hail Mary movie and OH MY GOD

I CANT SAY ANYTHING SINCE IM NOT GOING TO SPOIL IT

But

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

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If I ever have to hear premium financing after this dumb contract is fixed, I'm going to scream.

This has been the most frustrating, idiotic loss of my brain cells cluster fuck of stupidity event in my time at work.

It's been 2 and a half hours y'all and I just want to go home