Nov 13, 2021
Passed the Cali bar exam y'all
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Passed the Cali bar exam y'all
Writing detailed smut is a constant battle between anatomically correct terms and literally anything that sounds at all sexy.
Me: *squinting at a word doc*
*squinting at google*
*frowning at a word doc* no one knows where the tibia is and it doesn't sound sexy anyway, fuk
Ah, perfect, finally a deal within my budget.
The epitome of writing romance stories is sobbing silently in your bedroom in the middle of the night, listening to Wiseblood by Zola Jesus, while looking at high-resolution, close-up pictures of irises and thinking about how we're all just tiny black holes, sucking in light and gravitating toward love.
@battenthecrosshatches got a super cute haircut and any ladies in the area should confirm for us
When you're writing smuts but it doesn't sound right, so your characters are just stuck, mid-smexy, as you haw and hum over whether to use past or present tense. And they're just there, staring at you from the page, judging your decision making abilities.
Like, who knew my mind would drag me like this?
The truth is you are indeed the best and sweetest person to ever walk the earth!!
@thequeenofnationalcity I think you're real cute. Thanks :3