#personal upkeep

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Le’s Beauty and Nail 💅🏽

Love me some LULU 🥰 My nail technician is the BEST..!! It’s going on two weeks and my nails are still poppin’ 💥 Lulu and I are always finding the cutest designs courtesy of Pinterest 📌 and some LuLu designs herself. She really is so talented at what she does and her client service skills are A+. If your ever in the Cambridge area and looking to get your nails done, check her out 😉

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freshly pressed shirts a necessary like a clean line up. on my grown man.

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Man, I'm so glad I discovered "just shaving my neck".

Like, I like having a beard, y'know, most of the time, but it get unruly and I look gross. But when it's like mostly just stubbly, if I just shave the neck, it improves like tenfold.

I hop right from people thinking "Oh, yeah, there's a nasty fella who probably hasn't shaved in four weeks, or seen a lady nipple in at least twelve. Let's leave him alone and allow him to roll about in the puddle of filth he calls his life."

Right into: "Wow, check that guy out. He's solid. He's put together. He looks like an artist in the know, someone who's going places, with a creative mind that could shatter buildings. Let's catch up with him; I'm making a Star Trek fan film, and I think he'd make a perfect Captain Kirk."

And then I'd be like "Scotty or nothing, punks!" and smack the coffee out of his hands, and then I'd steal his girlfriend.