Three languages. Damn. I can’t even get anybody to endorse me for my skill in English. Well I’m thinking about endorsing you for your skill in being fine as hell. Maybe you could return the favor and endorse me for my skill in English? I see you’ve got some glowing recommendations too, including from your coworker Shannon. She single? Not asking for me! It’s for my boy Bronco. Maybe we could set up a double date? I’ll have him drop her a DM on LinkedIn. I see that one of your interests is working out at the gym. You know, I’m a pretty big gym rat myself. That’s because I work at a gym called “Gym Rats.” I wear a giant rat costume and Bronco dresses up like a big cheese. I chase him all over the gym while people are working out. Amazing gig. I’m thinking maybe we exchange a few… professional headshots? And when I say professional headshots, I do mean that I’ll take a picture of my dong wearing a little tie and bowler hat. But not on the app. I can’t get banned for sending dong pics again. Then I'd have to make a new email, new account, get a new free trial, you know how it is. Ban me once, shame on you. Ban me 13 times? Shame on me. — Link in bio to full connection Article by @philgillen #linkedintips #linkedout #professionalnetwork #personalnetwork #slideintomydms #verydirectmessage #slipnslide https://www.instagram.com/p/CaQNtLvplDT/?utm_medium=tumblr
