Jul 20, 2023
I’ve decided that the soap dispensers in the bathrooms at work are lesbians because they only squirt for me if I give the sensor a little “come hither” finger wave
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I’ve decided that the soap dispensers in the bathrooms at work are lesbians because they only squirt for me if I give the sensor a little “come hither” finger wave
Shoutout to my caffeinated tea for not keeping me from getting sleepy while drinking it, but is more than happy to keep me up hours after drinking it.
I accidentally just dropped my laptop on the floor, and then proceeded to assure it, "You're okay, don't worry."