I have the horrible mental image of the Emperor holding a sandal and chasing after one of his sons after finding out they had a kid yelling "Why aren't you sterile!?" and the poor primarch on the receiving end just sobbing and running away yelling "I don't know!"
It's so fucking dumb but I just had to share it
Okay so first, slight spoilers for TADC Episode 9 so please do not read untill you've seen it
(or read at your own risk. Whatever im not ur mom)
So any way, transfem Jax is cannon huh?
Well, I feel so fuckin validated!!!
But I really like how she's still a 3 dimensional character, she gets Ribbit and Kofmo (her bestest friend/lesbian crush) killed, shes abusive and mean, all so she dosent have to face these complicated feelings that she shoved deep down.
Jax never really knew how to open herself up to people and the one time she tried reopened the wounds of the past. She couldnt be vulnerable and refused to learn how. And in the end thats what killed her.
All this to say (I suck at segways) This is how i see Pertorabo. Out of all the Primarchs, especially out of all the trans-coded primarchs, Pertorabo is the most Jax.
They both are so so similar and if GW weren't fuckin cowards!!!! 😤 They'd have Perterabo and Magnus have a scene like Jax and Ribbit had!
No chaos corruption. No daemonhood. Just raw embittered loathing.
And he’s just a neutral antagonist. He hates both sides and fights all of his former brothers.
My understandings of what Primarchs are currently alive and dead, what their status' are:
Loyalists:
Leman Russ: Running butt ass naked in the Warp, if the armour if any indication. Probably a Wulfen and horribly mutated like Corvus. Possibly could be fine. Chances very slim for him not be a mutated wolf thing with viking braids. Anyway his sons are mildly disturbed by the armour they keep finding
Lion: Alive and pissed. Commits so many war crimes behind Guilliman's back. May or may not be making it his personal goal to give Guilliman as many grey hairs as possible.
Roboute Guilliman: Stressed and thinks humans can't rule themselves. Asshole. Needs a break and to actually spend time with humans and actually thinking about the fact it's been ten thousand fucking years. That's impressive for an empire.
Corvus Corax: Fucked up bird man in the warp. Probably learning that feathers suck to get blood out of and questioning how the fuck his white winged brother kept his feathers so fucking clean even though said brother routinely caused blood baths in life. Has probably pecked someone to death.
Vulkan: Probably alive. Somewhere. Might actually be in a volcano somewhere. His death goes against his lore so who knows what the fuck is going on here.
Jaghatai Khan: Also in the warp, has no idea where the fuck he is and isn't stopping for directions. Honestly he's actually existed the warp couple of times he was going so fucking fast. Probably also slowly getting mutated. Might be fine though. Probably passed a naked Leman a couple of times and is really confused by the fucked up bird thing calling itself Corvus.
Rogal Dorn: Could be dead, could have a sick ass prosthetic hand. No idea what's going on with him.
Sanguinius: Incredibly dead. Probably a good thing that he is. Otherwise he'd probs be a traitor primarch too with the Imperium in its current state-
Ferrus Manus: Also very dead. Probably was seething mad at being killed by Fulgrim. Very likely died seething mad.
Traitors:
Fulgrim: Is a four armed winged snake thing. Having mad sex and doing way too many drugs. Probably also eating a lot too. And then sleeping it off because snake. Has a chunky boyfriend if Tumblr is to be believed.
Magnus: Trying to rebuild, also an arrogant prick. I support him even if he's a dick. If only because what happened to Prospero was a travesty of the highest order. You go my weird rainbow nipple horned demon prince. What is your obsession with titty horns???
Mortarion: Depressed but has family. Is infected with diseases that are probably not even invented yet. Probably also not a skinny rail of a man anymore courtesy of Papa Nurgle who is a better dad then the Emperor ironically. Probably can't stand to look himself in the Mirror.
Angron: Angy, so very angy. And obsessed with blood. Even if he wasn't immortal by virtue of being a demon prince, he'd probably be too angry to die. Not entirely sure if this is actually better then being dead.
Lorgar: Not entirely sure, but I assume he's somewhere in the warp spreading the word of chaos like some sort of messed up anti jesus or something.
Alpharius /Omegon: One's dead, the other is alive. Which twin died and which one is alive is a damn good question. Possibly neither are even dead. Absolute bastards (affectionate).
Perterabo: Grumpy old man wanting to be left alone and forge. He yearns for it. Mostly content to just make stuff and burn his skin off. Good things he's a demon now I guess. Go make stuff, have a hobby that's kinda healthy. Sort of.
Konrad: Pretty dead. Saw it happen and let it happen. Probably for the best because dear god this man as a demon prince is terrifying.
Horus: Also very dead. Might actually be even more dead then Sanguinius considering Horus' soul was probably destroyed.