Of Fanfiction and Revelations: A Pesterlog.
-- abundantAptitude [AA] began trolling blackCaricature [BC] at 11:24 --
[11:24] AA: HeY, You <3
[11:24] BC: Hey, You. <3
[11:25] AA: So, I got some good news
[11:26] BC: !!s there more to that sentence? Or !s !t actually just good news?
[11:26] AA: For once, just good news.
[11:27] AA: Like clockwork, I ran into Alturo at EtH's.
[11:27] BC: Really? How's he do!ng?
[11:27] AA: He seems to be doing alrigHt
[11:27] AA: Plus, I convinced Him to come over for dinner tomorrow nigHt
[11:27] AA: MigHt be a step in tHe rigHt direction, eH?
[11:28] BC: !!'m pleasantly surpr!sed.
[11:28] BC: Thank you.
[11:28] BC: Though !! have no !dea what to even serve at a d!nner party, even a small one
[11:29] AA: EHHH, don't worrY about it too mucH
[11:29] AA: He wont eat a wHole lot wHen it comes to solids
[11:29] BC: Why? !!s he feel!ng s!ck?
[11:30] BC: !! hope !t's not someth!ng from h!s ordeal... !!'m st!ll worr!ed about what was done to h!m !nternally.
[11:30] AA: WHat? No
[11:30] AA: I tHink He's fine
[11:31] BC: Then he's com!ng to d!nner but won't eat much? That makes l!ttle to no sense, dear.
[11:31] AA: ...
[11:31] AA: OH.
[11:31] AA: oH wow tHis is kind of awkward
[11:31] AA: uH...
[11:31] AA: Will You give me a second, love?
[11:31] BC: Of course. D!d someth!ng happen?
[11:38] AA: UH...
[11:38] AA: OkaY, so
[11:39] BC: Are /you/ ok?
[11:39] AA: Alturo doesn't eat solids all tHat mucH.
[11:40] AA: Becaaaause
[11:40] AA: He prefers blood
[11:40] BC: ...?
[11:40] BC: You aren't mak!ng any log!cal sense, dear.
[11:41] AA: oH god He was rigHt
[11:41] AA: Look, i'm making sense
[11:41] AA: Just not...tHe sense You would believe?
[11:41] AA: He drinks blood
[11:42] BC: !! know some trolls enjoy cann!bal!st!c tendenc!es and d!shes. !!'m a l!ttle surpr!sed Alturo !s !nto that area of cu!s!ne.
[11:42] AA: No, no
[11:42] AA: He doesn't eat people
[11:42] AA: I don't...tHink?
[11:42] AA: He maYbe He does
[11:42] AA: I tHink it's just blood
[11:42] BC: !!t makes prepar!ng d!nner a b!t more akward
[11:43] AA: He Has to drink blood
[11:43] BC: Honey... Th!s !s go!ng to sound !nsens!t!ve, and !!'m sorry, but were you two dr!nk!ng at Ethano's
[11:43] AA: to sustain Himself
[11:43] BC: ?
[11:43] AA: Goddamnit, no!
[11:43] BC: or maybe a f!ght broke out?
[11:43] AA: He's a fuckin' rainbow drinker!
[11:44] BC: and you are suffer!ng a concuss!on.
[11:44] AA: Creature of tHe nigHt!
[11:44] AA: Well, actuallY...
[11:44] AA: But no! No concussion!
[11:45] BC: That's not poss!ble. There !s no b!olog!cal ev!dence to support the ex!stence of such th!ngs.
[11:45] BC: He !s probably play!ng a very elaborate prank on you
[11:45] BC: Some sort of mental revenge for waffles or pancakes or someth!ng.
[11:46] AA: UgH
[11:46] AA: He said You wouldn't believe me
[11:46] AA: I'm serious, dude drinks blood
[11:46] BC: Lots of trolls dr!nk blood. Apparently !t has a un!que flavor.
[11:47] BC: !! do not understand the appeal, but to each the!r own.
[11:47] AA: No, for real! Dude lives on it! He Has to!
[11:47] AA: It's fuckin' weird, but its true!
[11:47] AA: Dude's a fucking anomalY!
[11:47] AA: ...Wait.
[11:47] BC: Babe. !! th!nk he got a good joke over on you.
[11:47] AA: OH mY god, no
[11:47] AA: Decima I
[11:48] AA: OkaY, look
[11:48] AA: I need You to bear witH me
[11:48] AA: Because I seriouslY tHink I just figured sometHing reallY important out
[11:48] AA: SaY, for a moment, rainbow drinkers did exist
[11:48] AA: And someone found out
[11:48] AA: And wanted to know HOW tHeY worked
[11:48] AA: WHat...would tHeY do
[11:49] BC: Theor!et!cally,
[11:49] BC: !! would assume conduct a study.
[11:49] AA: A verY...
[11:49] BC: !!nterv!ews, ect.
[11:49] AA: OkaY, or
[11:50] AA: Someone would go to tHe lengtHs to...
[11:50] AA: Look inside of tHem.
[11:51] BC: Are you suggest!ng...
[11:51] AA: I'm not. CrazY.
[11:51] AA: He can actuallY tell You Himself, if You want
[11:51] BC: !! mean, Alturo !s already an anomoly be!ng h!s gender and caste. Males !n jade are rare enough.
[11:52] AA: Look
[11:52] AA: go to Him
[11:52] AA: He will tell You
[11:52] AA: "OH YeaH, fuck I love blood and sHit"
[11:52] AA: "I glow in tHe dark like a fuckin' glowstick or semen undera blackligHt"
[11:52] AA: And tHen REALLY
[11:52] AA: tHink about it
[11:53] BC: Oh goodness. !!f that !s the case, wh!ch !s log!cally !nsane, but somet!mes when the obv!ous fa!ls, no mater how unl!kely...
[11:53] BC: The rema!n!ng has to be true.
[11:54] AA: I don't even know wHY I'M trYing to convince You
[11:54] AA: Just go ask Him!
[11:54] BC: Απολύτως κανένα τρόπο .
[11:54] AA: Not like He's reallY-
[11:54] AA: WHat.
[11:54] BC: Sorry. Sl!p of the type.
[11:55] BC: A statement of shock and d!sbel!ef
[11:55] AA: YeaH...
[11:55] AA: Please don't, for future reference
[11:55] BC: Use my f!rst language?
[11:55] AA: I kind of Have a secondHand tHing wHere if I Hear greek sHit I get uncontrollablY angrY
[11:56] AA: And almost want a GYro
[11:56] AA: Well, no I mean
[11:56] AA: Not gonna lie, Half of it waas tHe GYro joke
[11:56] AA: SHit..
[11:56] AA: Now im HungrY
[11:57] AA: AnYwaYs
[11:57] AA: I cant convince You
[11:57] BC: !!t's a we!rd conversat!on to have.
[11:57] AA: Of course it is
[11:57] AA: I'm just surprised You didn't know
[11:58] BC: Let alone the suspens!on of d!sbel!ef for a supposed race of fantast!cal creature that !! have only ever exper!enced !n f!ct!on.
[11:58] BC: !!f th!s !s the case... How d!syou f!nd out?
[11:59] AA: I don't actuallY remember
[11:59] AA: He probablY just told me?
[12:02] BC: !!"ll ask h!m.
[12:02] BC: Somehow.
[12:02] BC: Try and f!t the !nsane !nto casual conversat!on.
[12:02] AA: Orrr
[12:02] AA: You could just ask Him straigHt out
[12:02] AA: I'm literallY talking to Him as we speak
[12:02] BC: My, th!s log went from d!nner plans to crazytown !n a few m!nutes.
[12:03] BC: You are what?
[12:03] AA: YeaH, like
[12:03] AA: He lknows i'm trYing to tell You
[12:03] AA: And finding mY failure kind of funnY, I wager
[12:03] AA: Bastard.
[12:03] AA: No waffles for Him.
[12:03] BC: So e!ther he th!nks !!"m somewhere between close m!nded and !gnorant.
[12:03] BC: or !s laugh!ng at you for buy!ng !nto h!s joke.
[12:04] BC: E!ther way, we look appaul!ng.
[12:04] AA: Still not a joke
[12:04] AA: But He understands How it sounds
[12:04] AA: So He doesn't reallY judge You for not believing me
[12:04] AA: MostlY a mixture of botH
[12:04] BC: Wa!t. What else have you been tell!ng hm?
[12:04] AA: LaugHing at me because i'm trYing to open Your mind to bullsHit
[12:04] AA: OH, relax
[12:04] AA: Your secrets are safe witH me, Decima
[12:05] AA: I'm not a wriggler anYmore
[12:05] BC: You haven't sa!d anyth!ng potent!ally embarrass!ng...
[12:05] AA: Not gonna go up to Him and rock on mY Heels and go "Decima liiiikes Yoooou~~~"
[12:05] BC: Apolog!es, !! had to ask.
[12:05] BC: That does pa!nt an amus!ng p!cture, !f !t was not about me.
[12:05] AA: AltHougH...
[12:06] BC: ...
[12:06] AA: Kidding! OH mY god!
[12:06] BC: Do you blame me?!
[12:06] AA: I could FEEL tHe Heat coming off of tHat stare, jesus
[12:06] AA: Yes!
[12:06] AA: I'm not tHat untrustwortHY!
[12:06] AA: Most times
[12:06] BC: !!t !sn't l!ke !! have had the best of track records !n my pale dec!sc!on mak!ng.
[12:07] AA: OH, and I do?
[12:07] AA: Believe me, You're preacHing to tHe fuckin' cHoir.
[12:07] BC: Last th!ng !! want !s to create another tra!n wreck that leaves scars some how.
[12:07] AA: Decima...
[12:07] BC: We shouldn't talk about th!s, dear. At least not over text where !nflect!on and context are lost.
[12:08] AA: You're probablY rigHt
[12:08] AA: But listen
[12:08] AA: Just because sHit COULD go wrong
[12:08] AA: Doesn't mean You sHouldn't take cHances everY once in a wHile
[12:08] AA: SHit, I Had a bad matespritsHip and fell off tHe face of alternia for a sweep or so
[12:08] AA: I was in super bad sHape
[12:09] AA: but I took mY cHances witH You, didn't i?
[12:09] BC: !! understand what you are gett!ng at.
[12:09] BC: !! just don't trust myself.
[12:10] BC: !! made the m!stake of want!ng to help someone before, and !t just became a ser!es of poor cho!ces and l!es and man!pulat!on.
[12:10] BC: And that was just on my end.
[12:10] BC: !! pave my road w!th good !ntent!ons, and !!'m not sure !!'m ready to hurt Alturo along the way.
[12:11] AA: I wisH You werent so Hard on Yourself...
[12:11] BC: !! sa!d we shouldn't talk about !t, and there !! go.
[12:11] AA: We all made mistakes
[12:11] AA: I mean,
[12:11] AA: I cHeated on You, for god's sake.
[12:12] AA: It's not tHe mistakes tHat we make tHat makes us bad people
[12:12] AA: If we learn from 'em, we don't make tHe same mistakes in tHe future
[12:12] AA: And You've put Yourself in enougH pain as punisHment
[12:13] AA: Don;t You tHink it's about time You gave Yourself a break?
[12:13] AA: Please?
[12:13] BC: !!t's not pun!shment !f !t's the truth.
[12:13] BC: And my past relat!onsh!p damaged us both equally, we were both to blame.
[12:14] AA: Of course You were. You botH made mistakes
[12:14] BC: but !!'m not about to subject someone else to my hab!ts, unless !! know !! can not repeat them.
[12:14] AA: How do You know You will?
[12:14] AA: Are You saYing people can't cHange?
[12:14] AA: Because we BOTH know tHats a lie.
[12:16] BC: !!t's not that.
[12:16] BC: !!'m sorry. !! turned th!s around to be about me and that was wrong.
[12:17] AA: No
[12:17] AA: SHusH.
[12:17] AA: If its not tHat
[12:17] AA: tHen give Yourself a cHance
[12:18] BC: Th!s m!ght be a good test.
[12:19] BC: !!f !! can't ask and accept the potent!al of h!m hav!ng an abnormal!ty l!ke be!ng a ra!nbowdr!nker, then !! have other th!ngs to work though.
[12:19] BC: !! can't bel!eve !! just typed that word and not !n reference to fanf!ct!on...
[12:19] AA: Look
[12:19] AA: all i'm saYing is
[12:20] AA: We questioned wHetHer or not dancestors were possible
[12:20] AA: Is it reallY sucH a far crY to believe in rainbow drinkers?
[12:21] BC: That's d!fferent, there was facts and enough of them to make a reasonable conclus!on.
[12:21] BC: !! also do not !ntend on the 'try to bel!eve' method l!ke !! d!d w!th Ancestor ex!stance...
[12:21] AA: And tHere will be one rigHt in front of us tomorrow nigHt
[12:21] AA: And tHere will be proof
[12:22] AA: So, like everYtHing else tHats Hard to believe in tHe world,
[12:22] AA: Of course You're skeptical
[12:22] BC: !! l!ke facts.
[12:22] BC: !!t !s just how !! operate.
[12:23] AA: I know You do.
[12:24] BC: So... just to be prepared...
[12:25] BC: Should we try ro procure dr!nks?
[12:25] AA: I alreadY asked
[12:25] BC: Oh goodness that sounds we!rd.
[12:25] AA: I could get a sHitton of blood from Tovani
[12:25] AA: But no, He refused
[12:26] BC: You asked?
[12:26] AA: Of course
[12:26] AA: I tHougHt You knew about it
[12:26] BC: Apparently not.
[12:27] AA: ApparentlY not
[12:28] BC: !! feel very we!rd r!ght now.
[12:28] AA: I imagine
[12:29] BC: He's troll!ng me...
[12:29] AA: I told Him to
[12:29] AA: Since You don't believe me, I figured You'd believe Him
[12:29] BC: !!t !s not an easy th!ng to bel!eve, adm!ttedly
[12:30] AA: Of course it isn't
[12:30] AA: But, Y'know
[12:30] AA: He can tell You anYtHing You wanna know
[12:31] BC: No, he can't
[12:31] AA: ?
[12:32] BC: Because !f the prev!ous l!ne of thought !s true, then my want for understand!ng !s the LAST th!ng !!'m go!ng to do to h!m !n any shape or form.
[12:32] BC: !!f that's why he was hurt so badly.
[12:33] AA: True. True.
[12:33] AA: But, Y'know
[12:33] AA: If You do reallY wanna be in a quad witH Him
[12:33] AA: You sHould reallY get to know wHat He is
[12:34] BC: That's the problem.
[12:34] BC: !! want to understand, but !!'m not go!ng to ask quest!ons or do anyth!ng that could br!ng up those terr!ble memor!es
[12:37] AA: I'm afraid I don't reallY Have solid advice for tHis, babY.
[12:37] AA: It's...a weird situation
[12:38] BC: !!t w!ll be t!me. H!s health and safety are more !mportant than my cl!n!cal know!ngs.
[12:38] BC: Leaps and bounds unquest!onably more mportant
[12:39] AA: YeaH, of course. its not like it makes Him reallY anY different.
[12:39] AA: He's still tHe waffle-lovin' gaY dude we know and love
[12:39] AA: HonestlY?
[12:39] AA: I dunno if He likes waffles as mucH as I like to tHink He does.
[12:40] AA: In anY case, i'm almost Hive.
[12:40] AA: I'll talk to You soon, okaY?
[12:40] BC: !! th!nk !t's more a token of endearment.
[12:40] BC: Ok. See you soon, Love <3
[12:40] AA: See 'Ya <3
-- abundantAptitude [AA] gave up trolling blackCaricature [BC] at 12:40 --
