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oh gods, more like wwhich one doesn't! honestly, i have become some sort of pet guru or somethin

and sometimes its the owners who are more of a handful then the pets

ugh i will just stick to my circle of friends cause that will be the easiest to givve examples of the bullshit i havve to go through

first there is fef and her pet sea critter tea...EVVERY GOD DAMN WEEK I HAVE TO UNTANGLE THEM

wwhile it has gotten abit easier since we cut tea's hair, at this rate i am gonna cut fef's hair off

gam and his pet jane are a good example of the troll being worse than the pet

evvery day he pesters me about her and its basically the same questions day in an out...

..honestly its more like gam is the pet of jane at this point

both Equ and his winged freak show of a pet dirk are both horrible, i have to deal with equ always sayin how 'better' his pet is and tryin to challenge me to a race with him and dirk vs me and rahab and at this point i would take him on the challenge if rahab wasn't still so young and the like

dirk also somehow got rahab into this stupid troll anime crap and honestly that alone is enough to make me hate that asshole

vris and her weird flying hopbeast pet john are a handful on their own....wwith pranks galore to sum it up

ugh just thinkin about the shit they both put me through givves me a headache and makes me wwant to lay dowwn

...ah wwell....terez and her pet dragon dave are cool.....honestly i think out of all of them they actually don't drivve me crazy at all

dave and rahab get along and wwhile terez can be abit odd....that is just something that is-AH

wwhat i mean is that the only issue they givve me is that sometimes they randomly come ovver, and that davve goes to see kar and his pet, which then kar rants to me to get him to go awway

wwasn't always like that but kar has been stressed about Jade as of late

...ugh while kan and me are cool her pet manticore tried to eat me...

...rahab in return trilled to kill her....

....i can't vvisit kan that much cause of that, and wwhen i do rose has to be locked up

Nep and her angel are the worse though, and i havve to deal with them in order to get food for rahab as well as for some of my friends pets

just cause she took down an elder angel and thus won its respect and now its her pet she thinks rahab and i are lesser than her

ugh, yeah its cool she did that but she needs to control her angel! it doesn't get along with rahab and rahab isn't evven an adult! he wwould havve a hard time fighting that good for nothin angel of hers

then there is sol, who alwways pesters me wwhen his pet cat roxy disappears randomly

then basically reappears in like a farway forest on the other side of alternia

....if she didn't have a tracking chip in her wwho knowws if she could be found evver again

tav actually has a pet fairy, and while those twwo rarely cause me trouble noww...before he got his wings he would pester me alot to help him take care of it

kar and i are tight and wwhile he wwould only bother me if his pet....wwhatevver named Jade was angry cause wwhen she wwould get angry its pretty bad shit

noww he pesters me evveryday cause he's wworried about Jade and asks me to chase awway dave

he keeps saying 'she isn't herself' and blah blah, i don't knoww howw to help him, and wwhile i wwould like to help him.....he is being annoying as of late

....oddly jade is also really fat these days and doesn't really do much, wweird

And finally wwe havve my moirail WWHO NEEDS TO NOT GO EXPLORIN AND DIGGIN AROUND RUNINS SO MUCH

honestly, i have pulled her butt and her pets butts out of trouble so many times especially when it comes to highbloods

Ara can handle herself for the most part, but wwhen i check on her i can't help but wworry cause she has to look out for her life, and her 2 pet's lives as wwell

if it was just her and her pet cherub jake then i think i wwould be more okay, but that baby angel of hers gets her into the most trouble

i seriously don't knoww howw i do it wwhen it comes to taking care of my owwn stuff, helpin fef out, helping evveryone else out wwith their pets and such, and takin care of rahab

i must be a miracle wworker to do this shit evvery wweek

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