I have to throw a wet blanket on this fantasy before it burns a hole through my blog. Maid Hyde would suck shit. Maid Hyde would kick everything under the bed, unload a can of febreze, and call it a day. He'd suck so bad it would actually piss you off and it wouldn't even be sexy anymore. Can anyone hear me. Is anyone even listeni
Reverse maid Hyde where instead of being clean, helpful, and efficient he makes everything dirtier, shows up late, burns food, and uses his comically lanky body to essentially serve as an obstacle you must constantly maneuver around.
Also he eats all your food and maybe your guest and maybe you
This isn't even a hypothetical like this is just how he behaves in-text
🕱🕱 At UNDERHAND INCORPORATED, the world's leading supervillain corporate conglomerate, networking opportunities are many. Recruit henchmen, make enemies, forge tenuous friendships, and always be sure to collect blackmail. Just in case.
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YOUR FELLOW INTERNS:
PETER HYDE interns for human resources, although he might not be totally human. Your cubicle neighbor is a geeky slack-off who (unlike you) doesn't really want to work here, but for some reason he's unable to quit. Laid-back, conflict avoidant, and generally easy to manipulate, he’s easy minion material- but his attitude belies a volatile, monstrous secret. Which can be a great asset or a major risk, depending on if you can maintain your control over him.
Appearance: Pale skin, black hair that always escapes his gel, earnest brown eyes rimmed with the harrowed look of someone who stares at screens all day. Like 6 foot 5 but embarrassed about being tall, so he leans on stuff and slouches in chairs. Usually wearing cheap office attire and a novelty tie.
🫀Likes: Cozy furnished basements. Free flash computer games. Taking on a whole rotisserie chicken solo.
🚫Dislikes: Working overtime. Falling behind on payments. The bottomless, gnawing hunger.
REID/RENEY SULLIVAN (gender selectable) is your nemesis, or at least they think so. An interning hero (at the rival hero company) with impressive telekinetic powers, they are nonetheless as much of an amateur as you, and so you find yourself on even footing with one of the most promising superheroes in the business. Earnest and witty, they genuinely just want to help people. Eventually, they become fixated on “figuring you out”, which can lead to them getting sucked into your schemes. That, or their meddling could be your downfall. Worst of all, they might even succeed in reforming you.
Appearance: Black skin and hair, styled into many twists that fall at different lengths around their face. Lithe, stringy runner's build. Expressive brown eyes, a wide, endearingly uneven smile.
🫀Likes: Doing good in the world. Veggie pizza. Playing smash bros with siblings. Maybe you, despite all their better instincts.
🚫Dislikes: You. The level of control their employer exerts over them. Skinny jeans.
"Tropes": Enemies to worse. Reluctant allies, bantering. Intimately charged hand-to-hand combat. Suddenly realizing your sworn nemesis is the most important and constant figure in your life.
T9-670 is a seven-foot tall ex-war machine, now interning with UnderHand's tech support department. Once a military member conscripted to the company's private security decal, its contract didn’t end when it died- the soldier’s brain was transplanted into a humanoid steel frame. T9 is doing some soul searching- it’s not totally sure if it even has one left, but it would like to have a purpose beyond fixing printers and mowing down UnderHand’s enemies with its plasma gun.
Appearance: T9's new mechanical body is imposing but graceful, made of smooth, interlocking steel. Its "face" is a rounded plate of dark glass. Small tubes connect to the back of its neck, carrying fluid to the brain through its artificial spine.
🫀Likes: The beautiful, almost organic curves of highway overpasses.
🚫Dislikes: Being unable to eat. It misses carbs.
"Tropes": Big huge strong shiny robot.
ELAINE FOSTER is an up-and-coming mad scientist interning as an assistant in the tech support laboratories. Although a genius prodigy, Foster otherwise has no superhuman abilities, which causes her to be overlooked by your superiors- as a result, she's become fixated on getting that elusive promotion. Exacting, calculating, and a little maniacal, Foster doesn't dole out her respect easily. But if she sees you making smart moves, you'll find her a very competent collaborator.
Appearance: Pale skin and frizzy, near-white blonde hair. Sharp, elegant, shrewd face. Grey eyes behind narrow cherry red cat-eye glasses. She usually wears her lab gear: the signature high collared white coat, black vinyl boots and gloves.
🫀Likes: A strong cup of green tea. A well-tailored pair of dress pants. Mugler, her pet lab rat.
🚫Dislikes: Temperatures above 68 degrees. Willful imbeciles. Condescension.
"Tropes": Icy exterior, lab partners in crime, the chemistry that comes from bonding over your obsessive shared career passions.
BLINK is technically unemployed, a rogue villain or vigilante, depending on who you ask. Completely anonymous, they wear a unique suit of tactical gear that allows them to turn completely invisible, the first of its kind. Quippy, chipper, and sauntering, Blink is an invisible superhuman that loves the spotlight- a walking contradiction. Their motives are as obscure as their identity, but they sure seem to interfere with your missions a lot. Are they sabotaging your goals, or do theirs align? Do they just like following you around?
...are they following you right now? You're pretty sure you're alone. The hallway is dead silent. And yet...
Appearance: There's no way to know. Even when they're visible, Blink is covered head to toe in tactical gear, and they seem very cautious about keeping their face concealed. It's almost like they have something to hide from you, personally.
🫀Likes: Assassinating crooked politicians. Steel-toe boots. Invisibly entering people's houses just to see what it's like in there.
🚫Dislikes: Motion sensing doors.
"Tropes": Secret identity, watching you through their sniper scope and kicking their feet around like a schoolgirl.
As promised, here's some various sketches from my early writing process to atone for my draft delays! I like to make these character mockups as I work, it helps me get a sense for the look and physicality of the chars.
That being said! You don't have to picture these guys this way! I won't include "official" portraits in the finished game because ik people like to picture/interpret characters differently. So consider any sketches I put out as like, a fun little bonus 😌
