Grey Hair| P.Parker
(a/n): Hola bitches, sorry for not updating I wasn’t too motivated lately. THIS IS SO BAD BUT TRY TO ENJOY IT OML
Summary: While Peter was playing with your hair, he finds a grey hair and you have a quarter life crisis.
Warning: none. (Y/n) is bit dramatic lol
w/c: 687
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You were tired. Like very very tired. You just wanted to relax in your dorm with your boyfriend, Peter.
“How was school today?” Peter asked you, positioning himself so you and him could cuddle.
“Horrible. I witnessed Mr. Carson getting a blowjob under the desk.” You gagged thinking about it while Peter snaked his arm around your waist.
Peter’s eyes widened. “Seriously? Isn’t he like 60?”
“He is kinda hot.” You teasingly watched as Peter got jealous and threw a nearby pillow at you.
You dodged, getting up from the couch, getting into a fighting position. “Are you seriously going to fight me? Spider-man? A superhero?” Peter smirked at you.
You rolled your eyes. “You might be spider-man but I grew up with my grandma throwing slippers at me.” You got the pillow that Peter used it on you and you yeeted at him with all of your strength combined.
Peter pretended to be hurt by yelling ‘ouch’ and fell on the ground, softly. “Oh my god. My girlfriend is stronger than me! Please, tell my family I love them. Our saviour and god, Lord Farquaad shall take me to the heaven.”
You were laughing your ass off at Peter’s dramatic but yet, ridiculous speech. “You’re saviour and god is Lord Farquaad?”
“Yeah, why not? He looks like Noah Schnapp when he was in the first season of Stranger Things.” He shrugged, fixing his messed up hair.
“Netflix really did him dirty with that hair.” You agreed, deciding to sit on the floor, your back against the couch.
“Your hair looks like shit.” Peter commented as you dramatically gasped.
“How dare you insult my gorgeous hair.” You flicked your hair as Peter rolled his eyes.
“Literally. It looks like shit. Let me fix it.” He said, siting on the couch and you sat between his leg.
His finger started to brush your tangled hair making you yelp in pain. He mumbled a sorry. You started to relax, Peter always did an amazing job comforting or relaxing you. You sighed, starting to fall asleep when Peter said; “Oh. My. God.”
“What?” You questioned, eyes closed, refusing to open them.
“I just found a grey hair.” He said. Now that has caught your attention.
You opened your eyes, quickly getting up, looking down at Peter who was siting on the couch. “What?” You asked, carefully not to scare him.
Peter gulped, beginning to feel his palm sweat. “Grey h-hair in your h—”
“Oh my god!” You screamed in pure agony.
“(Y/n), baby, I — “
“I’m old!” You cried, kneeling down, putting your hand on your hair, rocking yourself back and fourth.
“(Y/n), It’s not a big deal. I—”
“Not a big deal?”
Oh no.
“Not a big deal? Really, Parker? I am becoming old. I—I’m dying.” You cried even more.
“You’re 22. You are not dy—”
“I can feel myself dying, Peter. I can see my grandma from Heaven.”
Peter sighed, obviously regretting to mention about a one strand of grey hair. “Peter.” You said in a very warning tone.
Peter hummed in response, just observing your tears coming from your eyes. “If I die, Peter...you’re coming with me.”
Peter already knew you were going to say that but he couldn’t understand if it was a joke or not. “O-Okay. If it makes you happy.”
He watched as more started to come from your eyes. “No, you stupid simp. If I die, you find someone better—” You were cut by Peter kissing you.
You kissed back, a single drop of tear coming from your eyes and Peter wiped it off. “Find someone better? I guess I’ll die alone because I rather be dead with you, (Y/n).”
“Awwwww. Peterrrr.” You snuggled up to his chest. Both of you ignored the fact that you two were on the floor.
The rest of the night was more calming, little jokes here and there, talking about the future. You two slept on the floor, just cuddling with each other. Was it uncomfortable? Yes but both of you didn’t care because as long as you two have each other, everything is perfect.















