#peterval

[dumbumbb]

My virtues have been sternly directing me to brosis, though my ability to realize the wishes of my virtues are limited by my inadequate skill in creating erotic imagery. Worry not, for I carry on. It is in my hopes to deliver brosis to the masses within the next few days.

[dumbumbb]

A note just floated down from the ceiling. It reads:

wow wiggincest is so awesome i think peter sent ender away because he was upset at the idea his brotherboyfriend stealing all of their sistergirlfriends attention from him but he didnt foresee that she would leave him to be with their brotherboyfriend instead. tragic. anyway peter definitely never learned how to drive but valentine did because she'd goad peter into distracting their parents while she took their car for joyrides and sometimes shed take peter on midnight drives where theyd go watch the stars where their brotherboyfriend lives and then also kiss and have awesome sex. this is why peter can never beat the virgin allegations because it would shine a spotlight on his suspicious relationship with his siblings. send tweet.

This miraculous note shows us that wiggincest is indeed a true virtue. I am proud to fight in the war against virtue on the side of virtue.