Petra and Dandelion!
Requested by you and @gwyncath so here it is!
Who made the first move; Surprisingly it was Petra. Dandelion was actually crazy about her and was terrified of screwing up his chances with her. It took Geralt talking to Petra and her approaching him for them to end up together.
Who said ‘I love you’ first; Petra. Same reason as above.
How often they fight; Rarely. The two of them are so disgustingly in love that fighting is an unusual occurrence.
Whose big spoon/little spoon; Petra is the little spoon, Dandelion is the big.
What their nicknames are for each other; Dandelion calls Petra “his flower” which is adorable considering how much Petra loves flowers. Petra calls him “my love.”
Whose the better cook; Petra. All the way.
Their song; “You and I Tonight” by Faber Drive
Who remembers their anniversaries; Petra. Dandelion runs his cabaret and is usually busy. She keeps him on time for everything.
Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); They love working in the cabaret together. Petra takes care of the employees and the guests with food and ale. Dandelion handles the books and keeping the business afloat. They are an awesome team.
Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; Petra. Dandelion would do anything for her and she keeps him on track.
How they would get engaged; Dandelion actually does this. He brings her back home after the war with Nilfgaard is over and proposes on the beach where they had met.
What their wedding would be like; If you want to find out, I wrote a fic of it called Where the Wildflowers Grow :D
How many kids they’ll have; They have a whole brood. Two daughters: Geralt (yes, they name their first child after the witcher) and Fiona. Three boys: Tristan, Vesemir & Steiner (the last two are twins).