#peytico

[teznyne]

*POCKY TIME!*

Percabeth: Percy being weird, but still some heavy making out.

Caleo: Calypso not knowing what it is, so Leo has to explain, and virtually nothing happens.

Frazel: Light kisses.

Piper and Shel (What is their ship name?: Turning it into a whole thing

Peytico: Peyton eats practically the whole box, but leaves one, in honor of the sacred tradition.

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Peyton: So... WORD ASOCIATION! SHARK!

Nico: FOOD!

Piper: No!

Will: Overboard!

Jason's ghost: Percy!

Nico: Shut up, you dumb blonde. No one asked.

[teznyne]

Peyton: K, so where we goin this time?

Nico: Insane?

Will: Australia?

Hazel: Alaska?

Peyton:

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Peyton: *Shoves a black suit into his arms, pushes him into the bathroom* This, wear this!

Nico: Babe, wait why do I ha- *Gets door slammed in face*

Peyton: *10 minutes later, Nico comes out of the bathroom, looking hot as fork, their face turns as red as a tomato* I'm supposed to use these powers for good, not evil!!!

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Peyon: *Jumps onto Nico's back* FOR MCDONALDS!

Nico: *Runs off, laughing* AND ALL THE HAPPY MEALS IN THIS SCREWED UP WORLD!

Yes, that is they're war cry

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Peyton: So. Frickin. BORED!!!

Nico: Arson?

Peyton: *Suddenly alert* I have been summoned!

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Peyton: *Singing "Raise your glass" at the top of their lungs*

Nico: And this, my dear assholes, is my beloved who-

Peyton: *tosses a pillow at him*

Nico: Oh, if its a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!!!

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Peyton: Ok, all you homophobic shits, listen up!

The gang:

Peyton: Nico and I are officially a thing, and we will be commiting gay arson on our wedding day. Any objections, go jump in a lake.

Nico: Lethe, preferably.