#pfffffffttt

[flying-with-the-penguins]

this fuckign jacket automatically makes everyone hot WHY

[final-bosses-of-paradise]

“I’ve come to make an announcement, Pink Diamond is a bitch ass motherfucker, she pissed on my ideas and she said her love was ‘this big’, and I said ‘that’s disgusting’.”

[vanities-redemption]

@vcidgear

“Twinny, if I don’t survive today, I leave everything to you. The leadership of the Sora and Kairi Protection Squads especially.”

[fanarchoslashivist]

AH HUH UH HUH UH A HUH!!

Garwsh.

AAAA HOY HOY HOY HOOOOOOOY

Good to see you survived the fall.

[deadmansgun]

Hey what do you call it when you dress up like a cowboy? Ranch dressing

[{ ☠ }] - “I thought we was done with this nonsense..?” 

The former outlaw tried his best to keep a straight face, but ended up snorting halfway through before eventually laughing a bit.

[{ ☠ }] - “Ohookay, that one was actually pretty good..”

[driftsetadrift]

A random mech grabs Drift's aft and uses it to spin him around before dipping him down for a quick kiss. The mech holding him nearly falls over with Drift when done kissing but doesn't drop him. He straightens them up and looks at Drift sheepishly. "...In my defence you're heavier than I thought."

‘SONOFAFRAGGINGGLITCH’

“WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU DO THAT?” Looking more than a little miffed. “Your lucking I didn’t pull a sword! Who told you you can dip kiss just anyone?” 

[refroged]

aaaah yes,,,,, i died like 3 times today,,

[kastillia]

happy birthday you big oaf