#pffthaha

[jacensolodjo]

Find the hanukkah stuff at target. Hiding on a back end cap. Lmao and not by the Xmas stuff. At least it wasn't in a cage like last year

[steelgrey-angel]

"I have a name for you. What about 'Fucking Bitch,' or just 'Bitch' for short?"

— @lutetenant

"God I love I live rent free in your teeny tiny mind~"

Vaggie gave her best shit eating grin, blowing her 'sister' a kiss. "Sure, I'll be Bitch if you change your name to Crabby Skank McCunt~"

@lutetenant

[puffinstack]

neil josten canonically dresses like adam sandler.

[lazyvoyager]

holy shit, lazy

what

[thriftshop-faith]

I hate how I can't really relate to having a full blown Scene, Goth, Emo or Punk phase in my teenage years, since the few phases I went through growing up was Hippie (not Flower child eww) and Grunge.

My friends tell me I still haven't outgrown my Hippie phase so, who even knows man.

Maybe I'll make a Hippie aesthetic for middle school lol

[tallalexadventures]

swan lake but the humans who are cursed into swan form are actually MMA prizefighters

[fatal-error-blog]

I’m sure he’s very grateful to ya’ll’s dedication to pursuing the truth, haha XD

[mayes-the-fox]

“Shit! For real? I thought you were like, sixteen!”  -Two different people at work tonight when I told them I was (nearly) 23