What have I gotten myself into this time...

The nerdiest nerd to ever nerd.

[gahdamnpunk]

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT EXHIBIT B

[melrows]

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

[wolfayal]

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

[queerlyglittering]

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

[karama9]

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

[systlin]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS ADORABLES :D

[yet-another-elsanna-victim]

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

Some other amusing posters they approved:

[midoriko-sama]

Nerdspiration

[ryrythescienceguy]

don’t just let boys be feminine. Let MEN be feminine. Grown-ass men. Hairy, fat, old, muscular, unattractive, disabled, etc.

The ones that aren’t young, thin, hairless, conventionally attractive twinks. Let them be feminine too.

Without making it weird and fetish-ey, for fuck’s sake. Think y’all can manage that?

[davepetasprite-ebooks-deactivat]

dont even look at this post if youre a transphobe

[xslytherin]

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

twitter: omg Billie Eilish doesn’t know who Van Halen is! how can she not know Van Halen? what is wrong with her?!

me: what the hell is a Van Halen?

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

once again Smash Mouth proves themselves the true defenders of Generation Z

[son-of-a-bitchin-deactivated202]

trans people don’t owe you conformity. trans men don’t owe you masculinity. trans women don’t owe you femininity. nonbinary people don’t owe you androgyny.

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[inactiveblog123]

Like Michael Buble and Santa

[way-too-pretentious]

[hazeldomain]

I think I’m depressed cuz for the first 16 years of my memory it’s like…. 

You’re in a grade, you finish the grade, you’re done with the grade. 

And they were like “hey you need this grade for when you get a job.” 

There’s a quantifiable number of years left, and then you get a job. 

And everybody always treated that like a finish line and that made things tolerable.

[hazeldomain]

But now it’s like “okay I have a job, I’m done.”

“…”

“…. what now.”

“Well now you work the job.” 

“How long do I have to do that?” 

“Until you can’t any more.” 

And everything suddenly got very indefinite. It’s like I was playing a video game and I beat the final level and instead of a ‘congrats you did it!’ banner there’s just sixty years of grinding before the game just randomly freezes and crashes. 

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[jeanjauthor]

This is important to grasp.

[crownmalone]

My fellow American followers, read this! This is what created the economic prosperity for our parents’ generation!

[jackpowerx]

Then sometime in 1979, the rich as one decided “Fuck it. We don’t feel like living up to our end of the social contract any more.”

And 40 years later, here we are.

[catchymemes]

[forineffablereasons]

Snakes had back legs for 70 million years before losing them, new fossil shows

Snake evolution has intrigued scientists for years because they knew that these complex vertebrates once had limbs and adapted over time to live without them in dramatic fashion.

if dinosaurs are just a joke that archaeologists haven’t understood yet, god is playing this joke on crowley specifically 

[anoyingwarlock]

*reads the title*

My brain:

[forineffablereasons]

thank you for your service

[pissvortex]

[zootycoon-archive]

reminds me of that perpetual piracy device that’s supposed to be bankrupting the music industry by downloading copies of gnarls barkley’s crazy at insane rates

(source)

[eternalgirlscout]

Avatar OC concept: a pedantic earthbender with a degree in geology who can bend ice on a technicality

[bananonbinary]

the implication that bending is completely reliant on whether you think you should be able to instead of like…innate laws of the universe pleases me greatly

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

me bending someone’s bones: buddy they’re practically just limestone I mean it’s on you for walking around full of rocks

[slimegargoyle]

oh and since I’m acknowledging how young you all are: never ever ever ever ever ever under any circumstances alter your educational decisions for a boy 

[simon-lemon]

Even if it’s your father.

[witchoil]

Especially if it’s your father.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

[hydraberry-ash]

Me giving you a hug because we all deserve one

[taragrimface]

south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact thing & being asked to examine your behavior is the most outrageous imposition possible

[taragrimface]

thanks dumbshit

[taragrimface]

im not having a discussion with you im ridiculing you