I’m hard, but life is harder.
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I’m hard, but life is harder.
PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO OR YOU’LL BE BLOCKED I SWEAR TO-
cw : obsessive love (more below)
Hello darlings~
You may call me Dove
Welcome to my little blog that I use to release my pent up desires (aka horny blog lol) and vent about my darling. Dedicated to learning about safely participating in kink.
I’m a genderfluid trans guy! I usually identify more with masculine genders but every so often I have another gender crisis. My pronouns are always he/they.
DNI
Minors, detrans/misgendering, AGELESS BLOGS WILL BE BLOCKED
Not very strict otherwise on the DNI, I’ll just block you if I don’t like you.
AUDHD:)
Demi-aroace
I’ll change my profile picture depending on how I feel but remember - presentation does not always correlate with gender identity.
Boundaries
You can dm me but don’t expect me to sext back. I’m not your dom. I love receiving asks but again, don’t expect me to sext back. Thank you!
Don’t call me your master, only my boy gets to call me that.
Open for more~
MY BLOG NAME MAKES THESE BOT MESSAGES SO MUCH BETTER
thats a very cool url.... are you a batman villain?
Yes, batman does not stand a chance against my ubber dubber vibrating butt plug.
How does one tickle a prostate, Mr. Prostatetickler? Do you attach a feather to your Corpus spongiosum?
Many ticklers from around the globe have cum to the conclusion that the best technique to tickle a prostate is as follows:
1. Locate a prostate haver
They are among us. It won’t be too difficult to locate one.
2. Consent
Asks the fellow: “may I tickle your prostate on this fine afternoon?”
3. Feathr
Not be confused with the feather from that of a bird. This is where your hand embodies the feather for max tickling.
4. Locate the prostate
Usually up the anus though some may find it elsewhere (see the prostate case of 1999)
5. Tickle
For maximum results make a “mimimimimimimi” as you tickle the targets prostate.
I hope that this was informative and I wish you the best of luck on your tickling journey.
i just want you to know that your url made me stop masturbating and had me laughing for five minutes straight
-LB
BAHAHA NOW THIS, THIS IS WHAT I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I MADE THIS BLOG LMAO
GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH THANKS FOR SHARING
Hello tumblr, I am prostatetickler
I'm about to change my user to ligmaballs or some shit ong.
BAHAHAH I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s already taken.
Top blog names for your horny blog! :
tdicktoucher
clitorisspinner
pussyprowler
boysmellsniffer
dicktionary
stigmaballsinyourmouth
Duo name: Ilovedoinglaundry + himynameislaundry
Works with any activity!!