#pg1630

[macklives]

yeah, out of context that doesnt sound too good jade

honestly anything in anybody’s POV out of context would sound weird.

ex:

dave: im climbing up to a birds nest to retrieve its egg and enter a game all the while a meteor comes crashing to my house

jade: my robot punched me in my sleep so i could wake up and not chat through my dream self

rose: my dead cat is telling me to wake up while im realizing theres ghost writing on the wall

john: im using a jetpack through space because an alien told me to cheat the system

[macklives]

what if john just wakes up and theres jade with her whole lunchbox tech kit set up on his bed, grinning wide as he’s finally awake and resting up against him despite him never having seen her before, and he looks around to a room that isnt his own while he and jade wear vibrant yellow cult pjs and

idk, i just feel that would be smth to wake up to when you have no recollection as to what prospit is

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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GG: he M-to-tha-izzade me promize not ta bug him whiznile im asleep! Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. 

TT ta help you tap dat ass: Can you do it anywizzle? 

GG: but he wizzay find a wiznay ta be bitch n mizzy me punch mysiznelf 'n tha face again :( 

TT: Did he tizzy you what I wrote on tha W-to-tha-izzalls? TT aww nah: Wizzay wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. TT: Wizzy puttin tha smack down?

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