#pg1826

[macklives]

facts, but i am curious as to know this swords “history” and to why it was made

*wizard voice* the ancient gods of the frog temple made a weapon to be held by the warrior of the frogs, the true frog king, guardian of the amphibians. to slay the eternal beast of the frog’s rivals - the decepticons. now that weapon will now one day be daves and he will conquer all.

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Dave: Combine whole Caledscratch n ruby contraband.

Out of curiosizzle you trizzay it agizzle witta whizzole sword.

Yizzay diznial bizzy CALEDSCRATCH'S shawty turntable, rewind'n tha sword ta a point in its history before it wizzle broken. You then combizzle it wit tha red frog thingy ta show tha complete SCARLET RIBBITAR.

Bizzy there no way you can afford ta make that yet. It costs even mizzle now.

Maybe you'll stick to combin'n items around yo' hizouze fo` nizzow, ratha T-H-to-tha-izzan stuff from yo' future sylladizzle. It'll be lizzay confus'n that way, n probizzle less expizzle. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.

> Dave: Combine shitty sword n Hizzle Jizneff draw'n.