#pg362

[macklives]

so rose got her mom a hoover for mothers day and she loved it so much she had it bronzed and treasured it as if it was in a museum, and turns it on at night sometimes, probably not to spite rose but to appreciate the gift in its glory form

thats sweet wtf

[macklives]

cthulhu princess

the only alternate universe we never knew we needed

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Rose: View Motherz solid copper vacuum statue.

Ok yo, but itz bronze, not copper playa!

But it wasn't always fo' realz. A while ago you gave dis as a ironic gift ta yo' momma fo' motherz day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Yo ass even customized it wit a thugged-out drank holda ta support one of her ubiquitous alcatronic beverages.

Bitch "liked" tha gift so much, dat freaky freaky biatch had it bronzed n' put on dis pedestal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch even left it plugged up in so it can still be turned on now n' then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But never ta do any cleaning. Well shiiiit, it never leaves dis display.

Sometimes at night when yo ass is up in yo' room, you can hear it beatboxin from downstairs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch must know you can hear dat shit. Dat hoe straight-up deranged.

> Rose: Grab tha Eldritch Princess.