#pg802

[macklives]

shes questioning why you all would think she has a fursuit when she obviously isnt a furry

she only APPRECIATES them

duh

[macklives]

so technically jade isnt a furry but a furry enthusiast

seems legit

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Jade: Retrieve fursuit from magic chest.

What tha fuck iz dis nonsense bout fursuits!!! Yo ass do not own a gangbangin' fursuit. Yo ass be thinkin anthropomorphic fauna is straight-up thugged-out n' enchantin n' all yo, but it has never occurred ta you ta dress as one. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sure, it is funk ta imagine what tha fuck it would be like ta run wild wit a ounce ta tha bounce of wolves, or purr n' frolic wit a litta of kittens yo, but dressin up as a animal just seems ridiculous. Well shiiiit, it would still just be a wack-ass hoe draped up in a raggedy synthetic tufty piece of crap, n' seriously whoz ass is you tryin ta kid wit dat sort of baloney!

Anyway it aint a magic chest, it it yo' gadget chest, which you have adapted fo' storin a fuckin shitload of useful gizmos. Dat shiznit was once yo' oraclez trunk, a gift from yo' grandfather of course, n' still gotz nuff nuff wack-ass fortune spittin some lyrics ta knickknacks, all of which is straight-up bogus.

> Jade: Open chest.