#pg86

[melted-memories-a-pizza-tower-au]

I hope we don’t bump into any scary monsters.

Peppino: "Your camera sure likes talking...."

Theo: "Course it does! That's how it gets the good footage!"

Peppino: "What do you even plan to do with the footage anyways after all this?"

Theo: "I dunno, maybe some urban exploring junk or something..."

[livestuck]

I thought steam was water vapor? Why would the glass get fogged up while baking? OH WAIT it’s a heat thing, if it’s cooler outside it’d fog up! I’m a genius

Curses, foiled again by simple locks

[macklives]

im just imagining the window being unlocked and all mr egbert sees is a hand reaching out for his taxes on the counter bc john would be daft enough to mix up the mail and grab the wrong thing

[macklives]

ITS MORE CAKES ISNT IT

I BET YOU THERE’S AT LEAST 30 IN THERE

[macklives]

but we love mr egbert

[macklives]

im pretty sure it is

like

ive never been so sure

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

John: Spy up in tha kitchen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Yo ass try ta git a gander all up in tha kitchen window yo, but you can't peep a whole lot son! It seems yo' daddy has been bustin so much baking, tha glass has steamed up.

Dogg he is so weird. Y'all KNOW dat shit, fucka!

But you can peep whatz on tha table just beside tha window. Well shiiiit, it be lookin like tha mail is there biaaatch! Included among it aint nuthin but a red package, some bills, yo' dadz PDA, n' a envelope dat appears ta be suspiciously labeled wit tha Sburb logo. Could it be??, biatch?

Unfortunately, tha window is locked.

> John: Go back tha fuck into tha kitchen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

[summydraws]