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Percival: Alright, from now on, we’re going by code names. I want you all to call me “Thunderbird 1”. Tina, you’ll be “Been There, Done That”.

Tina: What the-

Percival: When we refer to Newt he’ll be “Currently Doing That”.

Newt: *smirks*

Percival: Queenie, you’re “It Happened Once In a Dream”.

Queenie: *winks*

Percival: Theseus, you’ll be “If I Had to Pick a Guy”.

Theseus: *smiles*

Percival: And Jacob… you’ll be “Thunderbird 2”.

Jacob: Oh, thank God.

Percival: no fear *Newt is now working with him* Percival: one fear

Percival: Nice hands, Newt.

Newt: Er, thank you..?

Percival: I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my-

Theseus: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

Percival: Newt who do you love more me? Or your creatures?

Newt: yes

Mummy Newt

Percival: and this is the aurors office

Room is a mess aurors look dead inside*

Newt: gasp* PERCY! Look at them they look awful. Don't worry everyone I'll take care of you mummy's here.

Percival: Newt these are grown ass adults they're find.

Newt: hugging one of the aurors*I'm.Their.Mummy.Now.

Newt: Percy, how could you do this?!

Percival: Newt, it's not what you think-

Newt: You're keeping them captive against their will and making them fight! That's animal abuse! You know how I feel about that!

Percival: Babe, listen, it's not real, I-

Newt: No. I can't be with someone who plays Pokemon Go.

Graves: Newt you're a genius

Newt: I get called that a lot

Graves: what a "genius"?

Newt: no,"Newt"

Percival: I’m doing a great job at keeping my crush a secret.

Newt: *smiles*

Percival: I have to gay- I mean go.

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