not ch but planethumans (bc i watched a documentary about opportunity and spirit :') ) people really like to depict mars as hating humans for what they're doing to earth but like. i dont think planets would care tbh. like they're celestial beings, basically gods. why would they care? earth will heal within 200-300 years, which is, in a cosmic time scale, insignificant.
so i think if earth ever tells mars "hey, take care of my humans" mars would simply shrug and say "sure, whatever" because mans knows humans will probably wipe half of their population out by the time they get to him.
HOWEVER. I DO THINK THAT IF. IN THE PH UNIVERSE, HUMANS WORSHIPPED THE PLANETS and they prayed for mars to take care of their rovers, defunct and functional, mars would oblige. like. his planet is pretty much a rover graveyard and he's listening to the requests of these dumb little humans and yet. and yet.
