#phalem

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11 and a half sweep old mutant orangeblood, male, spends 90% of the day asleep and the rest of the day on his computer or playing video games. Is fat and lazy and willingly eats garbage. However, he is an ~*~artist~*~ as well, even though he's not recognized for it

ditto again, if you have gamer trolls, phalem or vikata are your best bets. phalems more likely to appreciate his artistry regardless of its quality and vikata would...probably at least try to stop him from eating garbage if they got that far. shes also big into sports so like theres that too

[faerie-tr0lls]

eight Ancaias

twelve seamors laughing

eleven karides dancing

ten ikannas crying

nine phalems grinning

eight ancaias playing

seven arnnets baking

six yarasas singing

five seances (thanks ana)

four genphas snacking

three sad khaliis

two angry straus’

and a drunk keleza laying on the floor

[faerie-tr0lls]

u kno the drill more muse onions

[faerie-tr0lls]

handarko replied to your post “1-9, 13, and 16 for Phalem as well!”

Jupira making a sad and confused face

why u sad and confused

[faerie-tr0lls]

ok but what if i pc’d while writing these replies

pocketMedic (Ataiya, a three sweep old shitblood)

incorporealRecalcitrance (Anavar, an eight sweep old cobaltblood currently dealing with chunks of memory loss and looking for a new hobby)

gaucheMalfunction (Straus, a 150 sweep old bl00blooded fleet vet)

degradedAggression (Phalem,  a ten sweep old purpleblood with communication problems who loves figurines, colors, stuffed animals, and computers)

[faerie-tr0lls]

MEME ON PHALEM!!!!

what they smell likeWoodchips, paint, and dust. Occasionally sprays herself with the floweriest shit she can find

what music they like

Most music tbh

something they collectFigurines and plushies

what their bedroom looks likeA fucking mess, with shelves for her collection and her mattress on the floor (she doesn’t like recuperacoons they feel weird to her)

their eating habitsEats one meal with her hivemates, but mostly just constant snacking throughout the day

intellectual pursuits & other hobbiesShe builds computers and traps and solves basic physics like it ain’t no shit

their most prized positionI’d say her rainbow hummingbird figurine : 0 she really loves it

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>You’re gonna make friends like Atrame told you to. Unfortunately for everybody else, that means interacting with you. And you are not good at social interactions.

>You come up behind the poor unsuspecting troll and give your loudest shout. Gotta get their attention right?

))) H E Y. (((

[faerie-tr0lls]

face build and hands for phalem rhamie ambata and miella

Phalem

[Face] Rounder features in general, just kind of round all over.

[Build] Literally depends on my fuckin mood, sometimes she’s got light visible muscle sometimes she ain’t (but she tall af she’s like upper seven feet lower eight feet)

[Hands] fuck you and your hands

Rhamie

[Face] Narrower face with a long, sharp, straight nose and thin lips. Got them cheekbones of a high elf mmmhm

[Build] He’s like skinnyfat you feel me, pretty tall but otherwise generally kind average

[Hands] Average length fingers, hands are kinda wide (not like yaoi hands tho that’s ambata lmao)

Ambata

[Face] Strong jaw with a bumpy outy nose (fuck you rei) that’s a little too big for his face (which is impressive considering his overall size tbh)

[Build] Like a brick but humanoid

[Hands] MAN HANDS

Miella

[Face] Thin, delicate features, very cutesy

[Build] Very petite, rather graceful and delicate looking in general

[Hands] Long thin fingers, smooth skin and very very carefully manicured nails (all the better to gouge your eyes out, m’dear)