#rhamie

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>Makin’ your way downtown, walkin’ fast, faces pass and I’m-

>Well, you’re pretty sure you’ve been here before. Can you stop bumping into people? Honestly.

’ x ’ Xh! Sxrry, gxxdness.Are yxu xkay? Did I hurt you? ^ x ^

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face build and hands for phalem rhamie ambata and miella

Phalem

[Face] Rounder features in general, just kind of round all over.

[Build] Literally depends on my fuckin mood, sometimes she’s got light visible muscle sometimes she ain’t (but she tall af she’s like upper seven feet lower eight feet)

[Hands] fuck you and your hands

Rhamie

[Face] Narrower face with a long, sharp, straight nose and thin lips. Got them cheekbones of a high elf mmmhm

[Build] He’s like skinnyfat you feel me, pretty tall but otherwise generally kind average

[Hands] Average length fingers, hands are kinda wide (not like yaoi hands tho that’s ambata lmao)

Ambata

[Face] Strong jaw with a bumpy outy nose (fuck you rei) that’s a little too big for his face (which is impressive considering his overall size tbh)

[Build] Like a brick but humanoid

[Hands] MAN HANDS

Miella

[Face] Thin, delicate features, very cutesy

[Build] Very petite, rather graceful and delicate looking in general

[Hands] Long thin fingers, smooth skin and very very carefully manicured nails (all the better to gouge your eyes out, m’dear)

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Rhamie really wants to give Dreden a hug tbh just like in general

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Rhamie really wants to give Dreden a hug tbh just like in general

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☭☭☭☭ meme team sunday brunch nini and hes annnd ahrima/keskes

MEME TEAM

Battle theme: im bad with battle themes dont ask me this

Battle intro: [| I'M G[ ]NNA CRUS[-] Y[ ]U LIKE A FUCKING BUG |]

Victory: [| [-][ ]W D[ ] YA LIKE ME N[ ]W Y[ ]U FUCKING PEST |]

Defeat: [| G[ ]D FUCKING DAMMIT GET [ ]FF [ ]F ME |]

Assist: [| STEP BACK. I'LL [-]ANDLE T[-]IS. |]

Taunt: [| AM I SUPP[ ]SED T[ ] BE AFRAID [ ]F A TINY BUG LIKE Y[ ]U?? |]

Reacting to Taunt: [| ALRIG[-]T CMERE Y[ ]U LITTLE BITC[-] PLAYTIMES [ ]VER |]

Flee: [error: ambata does not flee. he will go down before he flees]

Reacting to Flee: [| FUCKING C[ ]WARD, GET BACK [-]ERE!! |]

Tie: [| N[ ], KEEP G[ ]ING. T[-]ERE [-]AS T[ ] BE A VICT[ ]RY |]

Perfect Victory: [| T[-]AT'S W[-]AT I FUCKING T[-][ ]UG[-]T |]

Finishing Move: tbh its mostly just a lot of yelling

SUNDAY BRUNCH

Battle intro: ' x ' Dreden, vixlence isn't the answer here. Can we please just talk this xut? ^ x ^

Victory: ' x ' I'm sxrry, Dreden, I had tx. ^ x ^

Defeat: ' x ' Shit..... ^ x ^

Assist: too busy assisting to sign

Taunt: tbh probably just holding up two middle fingers and dancing away

Reacting to Taunt: ' x ' This is stupid. ^ x ^

Flee: ' x ' Sxrry, I really need tx gx check xn the carnival, byE. ^ x ^

Reacting to Flee: ' x ' Maybe I'll gx check xn her.....later. ^ x ^

Tie: ' x ' Let's just get sxme tea xr sxmething ^ x ^

Perfect Victory: ' x ' Here, let's get yxu tx a dxctxr xr sxmething. I knxw a gxxd xne. ^ x ^

Finishing Move: too busy performing finishing move to sign

NINI N HES

Battle intro: {|  Alright, a few round2 won't hurt. |}

Victory: {| I can't believe you thought you could beat me. |}

Defeat: {| Damn. Nice one. |}

Assist: {| Oh c'mon, don't tell me you need help again2t thi2 a22hole! |}

Taunt: {| What, am I too much for you? |}

Reacting to Taunt: {| Immature. |}

Flee: {| I have to go, Nephri'2 crying again. |}

Reacting to Flee: {| You have to go? In the middle of thi2? |}

Tie: {| I gue22 we're evenly matched. |}

Perfect Victory: {| Did you even try? |}

Finishing Move: {| Gue22 I win! |}

AHRIMA N KESKES

Battle intro: I know how to ca|m you down but i think i|| just kick your ass instead.

Victory: At |east i know youre sti|| stupid as fuck

Defeat: It's just fucking brute strength, youre |ucky youre vio|et, punk.

Assist: Fine, but on|y once.

Taunt: Pretty fuckin' weak for a seadwe||ing bitch

Reacting to Taunt:

Flee: Next time, youre mine.

Reacting to Flee: Fine, go, coward!

Tie: Better than nothing. Goddammit.

Perfect Victory: Next time, dont bother.

Finishing Move: Better |uck next time, you dumb piece of shit.

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Sorry people on mobile,,

[07:36] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] began trolling austereMannequin [AM] at 19:36 --

[07:38] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] Your name is Rhamie Pyruka and you're waiting patiently for your neighbor to arrive for what the mun is assuming is sunday brunch. To be honest, you're rather expecting her to be late, what with that lack of leg she has going. Kind of a setback for most trolls. --

[07:40] -- austereMannequin [AM] is actually spot on on fucking time this time, seeing as she has recently Acquired Leg and is no longer Horribly Handicapped. She shows up all prim and proper and takes a seat, working with lil half broken signs she's picked up --

[07:40] AM: o-Good Evening-o

[07:42] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] Oh, she's actually here! He raises his eyebrows a moment, then glances under the table at her legs. Plural. --

[07:42] SE: ' x ' .....Gxxd evening. Nice leg. ^ x ^

[07:42] AM: o-Yes It Is New-o

[07:42] AM: o-Thank You For Noticing-o

[07:43] SE: ' x ' It's a little hard nxt tx nxtice. Where'd yxu get it? ^ x ^

[07:46] AM: o-A Strange Man Kidnapped Me And Put It On-o

[07:46] AM: o-Remember The Kidnappings?-o

[07:46] AM: o-Yes That Has Happened Again-o

[07:47] SE: ' x ' ..... ^ x ^

[07:47] SE: ' x ' Dreden. ^ x ^

[07:47] SE: ' x ' Have yxu ever thxught abxut cxming tx xne xf my sermxns? ^ x ^

[07:48] AM: o-Excuse Me?-o

[07:48] SE: ' x ' Nxthing. Sx he kidnapped yxu again? ^ x ^

[07:49] AM: o-Yes-o

[07:51] SE: ' x ' And gave yxu a leg. ^ x ^

[07:51] AM: o-Yes-o

[07:52] SE: ' x ' .....this is the same man which stxle yxur leg befxre? ^ x ^

[07:52] AM: o-Yes-o

[07:52] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] if you had tea you'd be sipping it right about now --

[07:53] AM: o-...-o

[07:54] AM: o-Yes?-o

[07:54] SE: ' x ' Yxur sxcial circle is an adventure. ^ x ^

[07:55] AM: o-Somewhat-o

[07:55] AM: o-Would You Believe Me If I Told You That He Is Oddly Nicer Than Most Trolls I Know?-o

[07:55] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] consider inviting her to your sermon again --

[07:55] SE: ' x ' Sxmehxw, yes, I wxuld. ^ x ^

[07:59] AM: o-Its A Bit Of A Struggle-o

[08:00] SE: ' x ' Regardless, it certainly sxunds like yxu had quite the wild ride. ^ x ^

[08:00] SE: ' x ' Perhaps yxu shxuld see abxut e><panding yxur circle. ^ x ^

[08:02] AM: o-I Have Been Expanding My Circle-o

[08:04] SE: ' x ' Dxes that include him? ^ x ^

[08:04] AM: o-Yes-o

[08:05] SE: ' x ' I see. ^ x ^

[08:05] SE: ' x ' Yxur ability tx survive will never cease tx amaze me. ^ x ^

[08:05] AM: o-I Seem To Be Meeting An Assortment Of Large Strange Men-o

[08:05] AM: o-I Appear To Be Rather Tenacious-o

[08:06] SE: ' x ' Nxrmally when sxmexne says that they're meeting "an assxrtment xf large strange men", it carries a negative cxnnxtatixn. ^ x ^

[08:06] SE: ' x ' But it sxmehxw dxesn't seem tx be a prxblem fxr yxu. ^ x ^

[08:07] AM: o-Im Simply A Magnet For The Type-o

[08:09] SE: ' x ' I guess sx. ^ x ^

[08:09] SE: ' x ' I'm just a little cxncerned is all. ^ x ^

[08:10] AM: o-Concerned? Whatever For?-o

[08:12] SE: ' x ' Dreden, yxu were kidnapped three times nxw by the same man. ^ x ^

[08:12] SE: ' x ' Whx stxle yxur leg. ^ x ^

[08:12] SE: ' x ' And granted he replaced it. ^ x ^

[08:12] SE: ' x ' But that's a little cxncerning I guess. ^ x ^

[08:12] SE: ' x ' Fxrgive me if I'm sticking my nxse where it dxesn't belxng, I can't help it. ^ x ^

[08:13] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] pluswhoselegdidhesteal --

[08:14] AM: o-I Think Its A Bit Cute That He Went To Such Trouble-o

[08:16] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] moment of realization o H --

[08:16] SE: ' x ' Xh, are yxu twx cxurting pitch? ^ x ^

[08:17] AM: o-...-o

[08:17] AM: o-N-No!-o

[08:17] -- austereMannequin [AM] tsuntsun --

[08:17] SE: ' x ' It certianly seems like it, unless I've misread sxmething. ^ x ^

[08:18] AM: o-Of Course Not! I-I Would Never Be Interested In Someone As ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING And HORRIBLE And VAGUELY ATTRACTIVE As That-o

[08:19] -- austereMannequin [AM] dreden shut up --

[08:22] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] chinhand --

[08:23] AM: o-...-o

[08:23] AM: o-DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT-o

[08:24] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] kinda chuckle and put your hands back down --

[08:24] SE: ' x ' I'm sxrry, but yxu're disprxving yxurself. ^ x ^

[08:25] AM: o-Excuse Me???-o

[08:26] SE: ' x ' Vaguely attractive. ^ x ^

[08:26] AM: o-S-o

[08:26] AM: o-I DIDNT-o

[08:26] SE: ' x ' Yxu did. ^ x ^

[08:28] AM: o-N-o

[08:28] AM: o-NO-o

[08:32] SE: ' x ' I saw it with my xwn eyes. ^ x ^

[08:33] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] rhamie be nice jfc --

[08:33] -- austereMannequin [AM] PUFFS UP --

[08:33] -- austereMannequin [AM] DISGRUNTLED BIRB --

[08:34] SE: ' x ' I'm just teasing yxu. ^ x ^

[08:34] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] u got that smile --

[08:34] -- austereMannequin [AM] SIPS TEA --

[08:34] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] also sips tea --

[08:37] AM: o-How Was Your Evening-o

[08:39] SE: ' x ' It was alright. I invited sxmexne tx stay at my carnival fxr a bit, and I'm.....hxnestly, I'm deeply regretting it. ^ x ^

[08:42] AM: o-Oh Dear, What Happened?-o

[08:44] SE: ' x ' He's just.....very xdd. He's making the xthers uncxmfxrtable. And he's making me uncxmfxrtable. ^ x ^

[08:45] SE: ' x ' He has this weird fi><atixn xn slavery I guess cxming frxm being sx brainwashed but it's a little.....xdd I guess. ^ x ^

[08:45] SE: ' x ' Especially seeing as he's a -highblxxd-. ^ x ^

[08:46] AM: o-Oh-o

[08:46] AM: o-Kill Him-o

[08:50] SE: ' x ' That wxuld be terrible! ^ x ^

[08:51] SE: ' x ' .....I'm cxnsidering it. ^ x ^

[08:59] AM: o-I Will Take The Body Off Of Your Hands-o

[09:06] SE: ' x ' As much as I'd appreciate it, I'm nxt sure if I can. ^ x ^

[09:12] AM: o-No?-o

[09:13] SE: ' x ' Well, I mean, I dxubt he'd attack me. And I wxuld never sacrifice such a sickly and unwxrthy creature tx the Messiah's. I'm better than that. ^ x ^

[09:13] -- austereMannequin [AM] LMAO THAT WAS RUDE --

[09:13] SE: ' x ' Nxt tx mentixn, the reputatixn xf my carnival as being a safe haven wxuld be severely tarnished. ^ x ^

[09:13] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] WASNT IT RHAMIE YOU SHIT --

[09:14] AM: o-Kick Him Out, Then-o

[09:15] SE: ' x ' I'm gxing tx see what I can dx. ^ x ^

[09:15] SE: ' x ' I'm sure the xthers wxuldn't mind if I did sx. ^ x ^

[09:16] AM: o-If They Are Bothered, Too, I Am Certain-o

[09:18] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] sigh and drink your tea a bit. You regret the thing. You regre thte thing so much --

[09:19] SE: ' x ' Thank yxu fxr listening tx my cxmplaining. I knxw I brxught it xn myself. ^ x ^

[09:20] AM: o-Well, You Always Listen To Me-o

[09:26] SE: ' x ' Yxu're a gxxd friend, it's my pleasure. ^ x ^

[09:28] AM: o-...I See-o

[09:28] -- austereMannequin [AM] friend,,,, --

[09:28] SE: ' x ' .....I'm sxrry, have I crxssed a line? ^ x ^

[09:29] AM: o-No, You Just Surprised Me-o

[09:31] SE: ' x ' Sxrry, we are friends, yes? ^ x ^

[09:35] AM: o-...I Believe So, Yes-o

[09:54] SE: ' x ' Gxxd, I was wxrried fxr a secxnd. ^ x ^

[09:56] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] flash her a smile and sip your tea you literally just had a heart attack gosh --

[09:56] AM: o-Worried?-o

[10:04] SE: ' x ' That I'd misunderstxxd xur relatixnship. ^ x ^

[10:04] AM: o-Oh-o

[10:05] AM: o-Im Just Unaccustomed To Friends-o

[10:11] SE: ' x ' Xh. ^ x ^

[10:12] SE: ' x ' That's a little sad, but sxmetimes unavxidable, I suppxse. ^ x ^

[10:13] AM: o-Most People Dont Like Me-o

[10:16] SE: ' x ' That's a shame. Xnce xne gets tx knxw yxu, yxu can be quite pleasant. ^ x ^

[10:17] AM: o-Its For The Best, I Suppose-o

[10:21] SE: ' x ' Is it? ^ x ^

[10:22] AM: o-It Keeps Away The Dangerous Ones-o

[10:27] SE: ' x ' .....I suppxse. ^ x ^

[10:27] SE: ' x ' Especially cxnsidering yxur knack fxr getting intx hazardxus situatixns. ^ x ^

[10:28] AM: o-Being A Magnet For Trouble Makes You A Bit More Carefu-o

[10:28] -- austereMannequin [AM] **careful --

[10:30] SE: ' x ' I understand. ^ x ^

[10:30] SE: ' x ' I'm glad yxu're mxre wary after all this, tx be hxnest. ^ x ^

[10:30] AM: o-I Can Handle Myself-o

[10:31] SE: ' x ' I knxw yxu can, I have nx dxubt. ^ x ^

[10:31] SE: ' x ' A little cautixn gxes a lxng way. ^ x ^

[10:33] AM: o-People Tend To Underestimate Me-o

[10:33] SE: ' x ' Yxu've txld me far txx many stxries. ^ x ^

[10:34] AM: o-I Cant Figure Out Why It Is-o

[10:35] SE: ' x ' Because yxu're small, I suppxse. ^ x ^

[10:35] AM: o-I Am Not Small!-o

[10:36] SE: ' x ' I find yxu tx be just a little intimidating just by hxw yxu carry yxurself, but I suppxse it varies. ^ x ^

[10:36] SE: ' x ' Dreden. ^ x ^

[10:36] SE: ' x ' Yxu're small. ^ x ^

[10:37] AM: o-No-o

[10:37] AM: o-You Are Simply Large-o

[10:41] SE: ' x ' Xh, is that the prxblem? ^ x ^

[10:42] AM: o-Yes-o

[10:42] AM: o-Become Smaller Immediately-o

[10:43] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] immediately hunch your shoulders and attempt to make yourself appear smaller --

[10:43] AM: o-Good-o

[10:56] SE: ' x ' I'm nxt sure hxw lxng I can stay in this pxsitixn if I hxpe tx dx anything else. ^ x ^

[10:57] AM: o-You Have Proven Your Point To Acceptable Levels-o

[10:57] AM: o-And May Cease If You Want-o

[10:57] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] relax --

[10:57] SE: ' x ' Thank yxu. ^ x ^

[10:59] AM: o-Dont Mention It-o

[11:07] SE: ' x ' Well, dx yxu have any plans fxr the rest xf the day? ^ x ^

[11:08] AM: o-Not Really-o

[11:08] AM: o-Assuming I Dont Get Kidnapped Again-o

[11:11] SE: ' x ' Is that a very real pxssibility? ^ x ^

[11:12] AM: o-Yes-o

[11:13] SE: ' x ' If it xccurs, I wish yxu luck. ^ x ^

[11:13] AM: o-It Usually Goes Fairly Well-o

[11:14] SE: ' x ' He stxle yxur leg ^ x ^

[11:14] AM: o-Well I Mean-o

[11:15] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] chinhand again --

[11:16] AM: o-Put Those Down-o

[11:16] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] lower them slightly --

[11:16] -- austereMannequin [AM] squint --

[11:25] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] lower them a little more --

[11:26] -- austereMannequin [AM] squints --

[11:26] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] place them on the table --

[11:26] AM: o-Good-o

[11:27] SE: ' x ' I'm glad yxu are pleased. ^ x ^

[11:27] AM: o-Are You Attempting To Be Mischievous-o

[11:30] SE: ' x ' That depends xn if I'm being successful xr nxt. ^ x ^

[11:32] AM: o-Yes-o

[11:32] SE: ' x ' Then yes. ^ x ^

[11:34] AM: o-Rude-o

[11:46] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] shrug n grin --

[11:47] SE: ' x ' Better than being rude. ^ x ^

[11:47] AM: o-...-o

[11:48] SE: ' x ' What? ^ x ^

[11:51] AM: o-Im Watching You-o

[11:55] SE: ' x ' Whaaaat? What did I dxxxxx? ^ x ^

[11:55] AM: o-You Know-o

[11:59] SE: ' x ' Dx I? ^ x ^

[11:59] AM: o-Somewhat-o

[12:02] SE: ' x ' Sxmewhat? ^ x ^

[12:05] AM: o-Yes-o

[12:07] SE: ' x ' I'm a little lxst. ^ x ^

[12:11] AM: o-Nevermind-o

[12:12] SE: ' x ' Um.....alright. ^ x ^

[12:12] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] ur a bit confused oop --

[12:13] -- austereMannequin [AM] probably is too --

[12:33] -- stiltedEffervescence [SE] confusion buddies --

[02:17] -- austereMannequin [AM] gave up trolling stiltedEffervescence [SE] at 02:17 --

[02:17] -- austereMannequin [AM] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

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Ѡ for ben and rhamie, mako and curu, annnnnd yarima and vikata???

Rhamie: Text back after about four hours asking if this was meant for him

Curu: Gently pretend he never got them to save Mako the embarassment

Vikata: Ask directly who the hell these are supposed to be for his bird wife or what

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rhaMIE SQUIRMING