#phan time

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so bECAUSE OF THE VIDEO I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID PHAN IS REAL AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT IS??!?” AND THEN HE WATCHED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DAN AND PHIL UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

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these pictures have the same energy

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phan vs tumblr polls during the tit preshows

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love dan and phil posting unhinged mpreg sims nonsense right after i got my second dose of the rabies vaccine. universe you are correct this is how it should be

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I think my favourite part of the overcooked stream was that dip and pip matched their outfits. jersey-core in their own aesthetics (whimsy and gay goth)

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MY TITS CAME!!!

LOVELOVELOVE (also i sent the photocard image to @zuesue and she is GAY for sister daniel)

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i feel the need to say that halfway through the tit premiere the adhd kicked in and i started researching cat breeds on my phone while still watching on my laptop and if i ever move out im getting a russian blue in honour of this tour

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dnp dropped that tiny horse video and my first instinct was to spam @zuesue with all caps because dnp + horse is basically her ideal timeline. praise teddy