#phandom jokes

[jolient]

if you’re in the phandom every important word must begin with “ph” it’s a phact bill nye confirmed it

[oregonsfinestlez-alex-blog]

Daniel Howell's roll

friend one: *pokes a small hole into a roll at lunch* this was Dan in 2009. *pokes a huge crater in the roll* this is Dan now.

me: *doesnt get the joke yet* ... oooohhhh FRIEND ONE!!!!

friend two: what?

me: friend two, think about it

friend two: OOOHHHHH!! MY GOD!!

friend three: *innocently waiting to get it*

friend two: *tells innocent friend three*

friend three: OH MY GOD

friend one: you sweet innocent child

if you get the dirty joke repost

[bunnygirldicks]

@danisnotonfire @amazingphil am I part of the Pham?

[poofiekinz]

My friend wore black jeans today so I asked him to say "I'm not a mosher, I just wear black jeans sometimes." He was so confused.