#phantom!pros

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"Maybe you can ask Byaku for notes on how to flirt properly?" ~ Athena

♕┊ "Ask that maiden-boy for tips? Woman, you really hadn't had a good dick in a while," Aspros was laughing internally but he kept his face straight.

"He's not my type, but I certainly can give him bedroom lessons for you."

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Anon has appeared and use her magic! Aspros and Phantasos is now forced to wear a “This is our get along shirt” together! Now get along and have fun!

Tagging @starlightofdream because Phantasos

♕┊ "What!?" Aspros was appalled. Offended. Flabbergasted.

He would rather be dead than share his personal space with a woman...! Let alone that 'woman'...! Of all the humans and gods on this planet, why Phantasos!?

Before the hex can take its effect, Aspros opened Another Dimension and stepped into it. He gave the masked stranger a dirty look before the fissure closed.

The Phantom fled.

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♕┊ If anyone makes a comment about this, he will rip their throats out.

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A single hoot echoed from the darkness. ~ Athena the owl

♕┊ Aspros did not even bother to look to where the hoot came from. He pointed his finger in that direction--uncaring if it was a hit or miss--and fired off a golden shot of Demon Emperor Fist.

Fuck that owl.

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Hey Phantom Pros. Give a listen to Anima Ataraxia, what are your thoughts of said song?

♕┊ "Well, it certainly isn't Vivaldi, Bach, or Beethoven," the Phantom said with slight annoyance. No doubt, the recommended symphony sounded extremely weird and unpleasant.

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Today was Aspros’ birthday, right? She didn’t like the man and she was already thinking about how to ruin his birthday. When Aspros entered his room, he was going to find his room in ruins. If he wanted to eat any grapes that he loved so much, every grape he eats was going to be very sour to the point it was inedible. If he tried any wine, they were going to taste like blood. No matter what Aspros did, it was going to be a inconvenience after another inconvenience.

♕┊ Aspros had returned to his room for the day, after spending a good portion of it having a battle of wits against the First Judge of the Underworld. He was exhausted and cranky, having spent so much of his precious time wasted by such a loser.

When he walked into his room, he rolled his eyes at the mess. If it wasn’t one thing, it was another...! 

He was so frustrated at the day, he didn’t bother to eat grapes. No, he went straight to pouring himself a bit of wine--only to flinch away from the glass as soon as his tongue touched the contents. It tasted like blood... He didn’t know he turned into a fucking vampire.

♕┊ “Now, why in the bloody hell would someone be so ugly?” he groaned. Then, as if the words sparked the flame of rage he had been putting a lid on for the entire day, the Phantom threw the glass cup against the wall, not really giving a damn about it’s shards splintering off everywhere around the room.

Well, if someone’s going to trash his place, then he might as well join in.

Pots, wood, stone, and anything else that could be broken was shattered by his hands as he unleashed his rage on various objects in his room. After he got a considerable amount of violence out of his system, he left his chambers to fetch an underworld maid to clean up his demolished room.

It entirely escaped the Specter’s mind that today was his birthday.

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I want huggies! i want hugs and kisses from Phantom Pros!

♕┊Aspros was standing behind the stranger when they declared their wishes. An odd request, but it's not like he hadn't had a stranger in his arms before. An act, but still something he did nonetheless.

However, that was when he was alive and needed to maintain appearances -- to prevent his secret from getting out to the public.

"Hugs and kisses?" the Phantom purred as he inched closer, his lips barely an inch from the shell of the person's ear. He could have easily wrapped his arms around the person's waists and whispered sweet nothings into their ear like an illicit nighttime lover, but he refrained.

♕┊ "And for what reason do you desire that I shower you with such intimate affections?" As he spoke, he ghosted his fingers across their shoulders, watching his actions and theirs with a careful eye. "Could you be wanting something more from me that you're too shy to ask for?"

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Then... can you demonstrate the flirting for me..?

♕┊ The raven-haired Phantom raised a brow in curiosity at the lowly stranger. Oh, he wasn't a man who loved nightly flings, but they did ask for a 'demonstration'.

♕┊ "Oh, honey," the man chuckled sensuality as he approached the hooded stranger. He reached a finger to tip the stranger's chin up to maintain eye contact; his tall frame towering over them. Aspros' eyes were lidded as he smirked at the person, his voice flowing from his pale lips in a purr. "You want me to 'demonstrate' for you?"

Aspros pulled away after letting his thumb run along the bottom of the stranger's lips. He strolled with deliberate slowness around his 'prey'.

"To my ears, it sounds like you want a little more than just a 'demonstration'. Sweetheart, why don't you tell me what you really came for?"