#crack thread

[chasindtrevelyan]

@bloodlaurel @quiisquiliae

Since both of y'all responded to that post, have a group chat:

To: [Alaric 🐈] [Serra 📜]

I assume you did something because Serra claims otherwise and I'm not dumb enough to argue with a lawyer. So what actually happened?

[yearnstarved]

❝  you  wouldn’t  believe  the  kind  of  genres  our  good  doctor  is  into…  get  ready  to  be  surprised.  ❞ — @darehearts

"JIM. Would it kill you to mind your business or should I kill you myself?"

[yearnstarved]

"And who made it a whole thing with Bones, Jim? I'll give you a hint. It wasn't Bones."

@darehearts

[mxuntainsidemuses]

@themosthatedbeingg

"Oh Luuuucciiii, I just wanna talk"

[arcgeminga]

"Take that!" Regulus threw frozen butter at Aspros.

♕┊He jolted when he was smacked in the arm by something hard and cold. Not because it hurt--but because he was in the middle of a really good book and the sudden attack caught him off guard.

♕┊ "Hey, you little..." Aspros glared at Regulus, but the stick of butter was still rock hard and frozen (disregarding how it should be thawing right now).

So, Aspros did the only adult thing he could do.

He picked up the frozen stick and chucked it back at the boy.

[poisonedspider]

Continued for @hashtag-bitch

"Because ah've been there, done that. Longa' then yeh've been in Hell." He snorted, holding his hand out in front of him and inspecting it, as if he really didn't give a shit what the answer was, but - "Ah'd be careful gettin' in the middle of those two. Ah'm sure they both like tah' have their fun, but they're also fuckin' possessive. Don't need tah' be swept up into a jealous rage of theirs, babycakes."

[kryomonaxia]

Chibi Pope swatted at Kanon's hand, sticking his tongue out in return. - Chibi Pope

κρύο-μοναξιά ▾

Kanon had enough.

Against Mariem's insisting, the Sea Dragon pushed the nymph to the side, he extended his palm and used Another Dimension on the little brat. He knew that Chibi Pope was a Gemini Saint, so he could get out of the dimension if he wanted to.

[kryomonaxia]

Chibi Pope darted back a bit, ensuring it was out of Kanon's reach. It tilted its head at the nymph, curious about how she intervened while the other saints didn't do more than stand solitude in disapproval...no wonder kids were messed up after training for Athena's army. Then, an idea came to mind and the little pope rushed to Mariem's side, hiding behind her legs as if it was scared of Kanon. - Chibi Pope

κρύο-μοναξιά ▾

Kanon was too busy arguing with Mariem that he barely saw the woman's sudden stiffness and the red that lightly coated her face. He was baffled as to why she suddenly tensed.

That was until he glanced down to where Chibi Pope should have been.

Kanon's face showed a certain element of terror at the sight of Chibi Pope clinging to the woman like a child seeking protection behind its mother. However, it was hard to place why he looked horrified at this.

"G-Get away from her!" Kanon barked as he tried to swat the child away. However, his attempts were thwarted as Mariem tried to dismiss the situation in her usual way.

"No, Kanon... It's fine. It's not much of an issue if he needs help."

"It's not fine! Get him off of you!"

"Kanon-"