#phantom puppet!verse

[onlytakingalook]

Based on this kurtbastian post but making it klaine

Okay so, withing the Phantom Puppet!verse, do you think that Blaine would try to use the puppet to make Kurt do non sexual things as well? Like say and Kurt is working late into the night on school work or stuff for vogue, do you think Blaine eventually just uses the puppet to make Kurt go to bed? Or when they're fights go on forever and Blaine needs to sleep you think he idk tapes the puppet's mouth shut for the night, silencing Kurt with it? Could he even do that??

Wait you're onto something here!! I adore this idea <3

I mean if he can fist Kurt via puppet I'm sure he can do a whole bunch of other things too

But Blaine has definitely done these things before once he found out he could. (It happened on accident and was most likely followed with a small argument)

Also, Blaine would only do those things if he thinks it's starting to get out of hand. Mostly because Kurt doesn't really appreciate being made to do something against his will through a magic puppet (even though it's for the better)

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Also I think it should be clear what whatever it is that allows Blaine to control Kurt via the puppet, happened while the puppet was with Sue and therefore isn't a thing for any of the other puppets. It was also something that Sue did intentionally with the purpose of having more Klaine content

@onlytakingalook

[onlytakingalook]

How do you think Blaine and Kurt figure out how the whole puppet thing works? Does Kurt notice weird stuff happening that's out of his control? Would Blaine even know unless Kurt tells him about it?

I definitely think it started out kind of innocent. Like Blaine just sort of just touching the puppet, mostly mimicking the way he'd touch Kurt if they were together. Kurt notices instantly (obviously very confused), but doesn't bring it up at first, because how are you even supposed to bring that up??

Although he probably would mention it to Blaine at some point, especially when it got to a point beyond just touching. They'd have that Oh shit moment but after the weirdness of the situation settles, they'd slowly start to use the puppet more and more

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

Okay but Kurt trying to see if his own touch also does something to travel between him and the puppet. He started with just little things (like touching the hair) but moves on to... other places, getting frustrated that it doesn't work like that (and that Blaine seems to be the only way to get those feelings again)

Blaine walking in on Kurt while he's still trying that. Kurt's just absolutely mortified while Blaine is so fucking smug about it (he just got the biggest affirmation of how much Kurt enjoys all of it)

Dude!! Dude!!!!! You are so smart like yes that is so good!!!

I think this is extra funny if Kurt had spent some time already telling Blaine that not to use the puppet and that it's weird and gross, and Blaine does stop (maybe only using it for good like making sure Kurt drinks enough and watches star wars and goes to bed) but he's still a little bummed because he really loved the puppet.

And then he sees Kurt touching it like that, and getting more and more frustrated about how it's not working and he kinda leans on the doorframe and is all like "so you do like it" and just burst out laughing when Kurt glares at him with his face all flushed.

[onlytakingalook]

Ugh I literally can't get puppet Kurt out of my head

[onlytakingalook]

Phantom Puppet Verse but Blaine is evil (or just upset about the breakup) and uses the puppet to get revenge on Kurt during season six (both in minor was like fucking with the puppet's hair every few minutes and also more nsfw things)

Oh my god Kurt would hate Blaine messing up his hair so much!

Perhaps the power finally got to him after all...

Blaine still fucking the puppet or even just touching on places he knows Kurt is sensitive would be such dick move (totally something that his jealous beyond belief mind would do)

You bet Kurt regrets not making sure that the puppet stayed behind with him. (Maybe he goes back just to steal it away from Blaine...)

[onlytakingalook]

WAIT BONUS PHANTOM PUPPET!VERSE IDEA WHAT IF BLAINE USED THE PUPPET TO FORCE KURT TO WATCH STARWARS AND SUPERHERO MOVIES WITH HIM?????

Ahh wait I love that!!!

Blaine keeps saying that Kurt will love it if he just watches for a while, but we all know how stubborn he can be. He would sit there only because he can't leave, but he will be giving snippy commentary the whole time (Blaine doesn't even consider taping his mouth shut because he enjoys it greatly)

[onlytakingalook]

What if, while in New York, one of the others walk in on the puppet shenanigans? Like Mercedes and Sam literally lived with Blaine, and Artie and Rachel stopped by a lot, so there's a solid chance that one of them at least saw the Kurt puppet, and maybe even saw Blaine...doing stuff to it

Oh my lord someone has to have seen something!

I think Mercedes and Sam did know about the puppet, I mean they lived together of course they've seen it laying around somewhere. One of them probably just wanted to ask for something and where met with the traumatizing view of Blaine fucking a literal puppet

He stopped immediately and awkwardly tried to explain it, but it just makes everything worse because "what do you mean Kurt feels through that puppet??"

Safe to say Blaine had to hide it out of their sight (and fuck it in absolute secret) because neither Mercedes or Sam ever wants to think of that ever again