#phantomdio

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My friend sat right next to me as I scrolled onto that picture of Snake you mentioned me in I'm dead

they deserve to know u r a sinner

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@phantomdio SON!!!!! SON!!!!!! YOU ARE WILLINGLY ENABLING MOTHER!!!!! TO SIN!!!

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Kurtastasia: Stop blaming people for your being attracted to robots???

Kurtastasia: That is a natural thing???

Emme: LAUGHS

Emme: LISTEN

Kurtastasia: Most robots are pretty good lookin

Emme: I WOULD NOT BE ATTRACTED TO THIS SPECIFIC ROBOT IF MY SON DIDN'T REBLOG 'EM

Kurtastasia: Well I can the concerned neighbor telling you to leave the poor young man alone, it's not his fault 95% of robots are sexy

Emme: don't tell me how to discipline my own child

Kurtastasia: I stand by my sexy robot statement

Kurtastasia: Me and my husband fisto

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i am wildly attracted to a robot from a game i don’t even play???

and i blame my son, @phantomdio

why must you do this to your mother

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L U C A S :-)

L: One of my insecurities

I don’t like being shirtless around people. I have these weird blotchy things on my chest and they get worse whenever my body gets warm. So like when I take a shower, all I see is that and I wish it would go away (also wish I was more muscular tbh)

U: Where I want to be right now

I would love to play in the thunderstorm outside, but I’m sick :/

C: Who I like and why I like them

I LEGIT ONLY LIKE THE PERSON BECAUSE I HAVE A MAJOR THIRST THAT NEEDS TO BE QUENCHED. They are nice to me and i really want their body 

A: Why my last relationship ended

Well, I don’t count it as a relationship, but the person I was dating was told I was on a date with someone else. I was at the mall on a school trip and me a close friend were eating Chinese food together. So like some girls saw us and told her.

S: A random fact about me

My grandma and I share the same exact birthmark on our left legs c:

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(@phantomdio because we talked about this)

“My god.” Tobias held his hand out toward the screen as the end credits rolled. “I can’t believe this. You did the impossible, Coriander.”

“Oh?” Coriander chuckled. “W-What impossible thing did I accomplish by c-c-convincing you to watch JoJo’s?”

Whipping his head so that he faced her, he gave her the best shocked face he could fake. “You managed to make me even gayer. So much man bosom!!”

The witch laughed and the wizard grinned.

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This is probably gonna sound dumb cuz it's coming from me but bc you're blonde rn you should be small Dio

ITS NOT DUMB i could def be dio

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phantomdio replied to your post:dream job: let me live in your house, i will go...

if i had my own house rn i would let u live with me

in your case i’d be your stay at home mom

i accept