#pharmacy joke

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I wish all meds could have directions like that

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Saw this on FB. But while it may seem illegal, Wish shipping (in my experience) has been sooooo slow that with the pharmacodynamics of cocaine, there would be no active drug left by the time it gets to you

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10+

Customer: Do you have panadol for a 10 year old child?

Me: Like a syrup?

Customer: Yeah.

I showed her Panadol Syrup 6+ for Children.

Customer: Yes, I saw that earlier. You have 1 to 6 and 6+. Do you have one that is 10+?

Me: A 10 year old child can use this.

Customer: I want one that is 10+.

Me: 6+ means it is for six years old and above.

Customer: No, it must be 10+. Do you have it?

Me: No.

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Not this D

Customer: I want something for sore throat.

I gave him Difflam lozenges.

Customer: no I don't want this. I want something that starts with D.

Me: that's what you're holding

Customer: What? Oh no, not this D. I want the smaller D. I prefer swallowing to sucking.

He was looking for Danzen tablets that were swallowed instead of lozenges that were sucked on.

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Biggest

Customer: Is this the biggest?

Me: Yes.

Customer: Is it the biggest biggest?

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Left right

Customer was looking for an item.

Me: It’s down this aisle on the right.

Customer walked down the aisle looking to his left.

Me: It's on your right, sir.

Customer kept looking to his left.

Me: Sorry, I mean on the left.

Customer looked to his right: Ah, I found it. Thanks!

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You want the D?

Customer: I want Zyrtec tablets.

Me: You want the D?

Customer gave a weird look.

Me: I mean, you want Zyrtec D?

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Once or twice?

Customer was given a single dose medicine with just one tablet in the box.

Customer: Do I take this only once a day or twice a day?

Me: There’s only one tablet in the box.

Customer: Yes, so once a day or twice a day?