#phase-ambiguous

[ask-alois-rangeld]

So Alois can you give me your best Dimitri impression?

“My name is Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd, I carry a sword everywhere I go despite only ever attending spear and lance classes.”

[ask-alois-rangeld]

So a young girl that looks like Sothis, she claims to be her daughter from the future.

I... I’m sorry what?

[ask-alois-rangeld]

Ha ha that was such a good impression on Felix. Ooh do Jeritza do Jeritza.

[Very Slowly] “You want E level sword tutoring? Fight me to the death.”

Ah. Jeritza impressions always leave my face feeling sore afterwards.

[ask-alois-rangeld]

Alois don’t you dare get yourself killed. If you do than your wife and daughter will be very sad when they hear the news.

Oh by Sothis’ name I wouldn’t intentionally risk myself to that degree!

Besides, death wouldn’t spare me the scolding my wife would probably give me.

[ask-alois-rangeld]

*Someone walks up to Alois from behind, and covers his eyes. A very familiar, gruffy sounding voice could be heard from behind him.* Guess who?

Uuuuuh Bernadetta?

[ask-alois-rangeld]

Morning, Alois. I hope today is a good one, if only so I don't slip into a 'foul' mood. -Gail, hawk laguz

Have we met? Also forgive me for noticing, but are you aware you have pointed ears?

[ask-alois-rangeld]

Alois! I got some gouda puns for you! I hope you don't disabrie with me. Or call me a muenster. I just hope you don't get feta up with me, either. Perhaps I should stay provolone in my room, keeping these grate puns to myself ... they stink.

Now these jokes are just cheesy!

[ask-alois-rangeld]

Alois have you ever made Dimitri, Claude or Edelgard laugh?

Yes but not for the reasons I’d prefer...

Dimitri laughs at my jokes because he thinks they’re terrible.

I’ve always suspected Claude of just pitying me.

And Edelgard usually laughs at me rather than my jokes.