💥 “It’s okay, man, you’re just misunderstood!”
So now Marvel’s got this Thunderbolts thing, right? And it ends with the whole team group-hugging the villain — like he’s not a psychopath, he’s just the spiritual mascot for every angry dude sitting shirtless in his mom’s basement, surrounded by Funko Pops and stale Doritos dust. 🫂 Like, what are we doing here? They’re hugging this guy like he represents all the fans who’ve been seething online since Thanos bit it. “It’s okay, man, you’re just misunderstood!” No, you’re not — you’re unemployed, you smell like gamer chair, and you’re typing out this rant about Phase Four like Marvel cheated on you. Buddy, it’s not a marriage, it’s a billion-dollar toy commercial. Marvel thinks a group hug’s gonna fix that? Yeah, sure — next movie they’ll have a therapy circle for everyone who missed Robert Downey Jr.