Feb 10, 2016
HOW WAS THE KISS???!!!
Invigorating.
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HOW WAS THE KISS???!!!
Invigorating.
What does Phasma's lips taste like?
That’s only for me to know.
If Phasma kissed you, what would you do???
Kiss her back.
for the ship meme : phasma and gary
Ship Meme: Phaskelt
General
Rate this ship - THE TP TO RULE ALL OTHER OTPS
How long will they last? - Forever. (wishful thinking) It depends on where they are in their lives, and also how the First Order will take it.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Not fast. It took time. It was like falling asleep, slow, and then all at once. (A not so direct quote from John Green)
How was their first kiss? - It has not happened yet, but I imagine it’ll either be very passionate and rough, or gentle.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - I imagine it would be Phasma who did it, since Gary would just procrastinate on asking.
Who is the best man/men? - Matt the Radar Technician…kidding. Max.
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Max. Just kidding. Probably Guin.
Who did the most planning? - Mostly equal, but probably Phasma.
Who stressed the most? - Gary. Weddings stress him out.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Very simple.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Brendol.
Sex
Who is on top? - Depends on the mood.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Phasma.
How healthy is their sex life? - Very.
How kinky are they? - Very.
How long do they normally last? - It depends.
How rough are they in bed? - Very, but also depends on the mood.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - Probably quite a bit, since Gary is a cuddler.
Children.
How many children will they have naturally? - Gary doesn’t care, so long as she’s happy.
How many children will they adopt? - It depends.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Gary.
Who is the stricter parent? - Phasma.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Phasma. Gary is like, “yeah go kids!”
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Phasma.
Who is the more loved parent? - Phasma.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Phasma.
Who cried the most during graduation? - Gary.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Gary
Cooking
Who does the most cooking? - Gary.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Gary.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Whoever can.
How often do they bake desserts? - As much as Gary can.
Are they more of a meat lover or salad eater? - Meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Gary.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Gary.
Who is more likely to burn down the house accidentally by cooking? - Gary.
Chores
Who cleans the room? - Gary (very reluctantly).
Who is really against chores? - Gary.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Gary.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Gary.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Phasma.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Phasma.
Misc.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Gary.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Gary.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Gary.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Just be together and live everyday like it’s their last. Also try not to kill each other.
Who is the most likely to sleep till noon? - Gary. Duh.
Who plays the most pranks? - Phasma.
A playlist featuring Framing Hanley, Hollywood Undead, Far East Movement, and others
And here’s the Phaskelt playlist. @ask-brendol-hux helped with me with this one <3
To mun and muse: Phux or PHASKELT?
I beg your pardon?
Hey, Cap. I don't know if you'll get this transmission - the radio has been on and off again. But I just wanted to apologize for taking Max. I couldn't leave him behind. Hux was going to kill him. I know you would have protected him, but with Hux and Brendol there would have been no chance. I'm sorry, Cap. For a lot of things.
No. It’s better this way. Max is safe and with his real family. I was going to send him to live with my parents anyway, to keep him safe. Either way he wouldn’t be with me any longer. Thank you.
I AM A MAGICAL UNICORN AND I SHIP PHASKELT
Yep... Someone definitely took too much spice.