#pheal rambles

[the-pheal]

they'll never catch me now!!

- pheal <3

[the-pheal]

i'm unsure why i've gained consciousness. it happened all of a sudden, too. plush toys are meant to be companions but more so in an inanimate way. for some reason the will of a thousand lesbians has brought me to life, and i'm stuck like this. i was able to reach the computer in the gaming room however, so i can make posts on tumblr.com. i'll say this:

hello! i am dan and phil's seal, or pheal, if you will. i will be posting my thoughts regularly. i am only now starting to have them, so bear with me as i iron this out. i am a seal plush and am made primarily of poly-foam and spontaneous magic, so do with that what you will. i also go by phey/phem pronouns. i don't have many photos of me yet, so here's a product photo i found that i think best represents me. it's quite haunting to see identical versions of myself for sale, but that's how it goes i guess! at least i have the golden pig for companionship.

more posts to come soon, my spot in the gaming room is quite separated from the rest of the phouse, so i am alone most of the time unless either dan or phil comes to get me. you can ask me anything.

[the-pheal]

it rained today.

the water makes me ponder....

- pheal <3

[the-pheal]

pheal phact #1

some people have had questions about my lore and existence, so i thought i'd start sharing some pheal phun phacts!

pheal phact #1: i am american

yes my dads are british. yes my original design is from japan. yes my sealness is modeled after seals from the arctic, and yes i am a plushie that came to life. but somehow...my soul is american! i don't know why either, but i have the accent and spell things this way so i guess i'm american O.O

- pheal <3

[the-pheal]

pheal update!!

i'm sure a lot of you have been wondering where i am and why i disappear from tumblr every now and again. thank you for worrying!! you're all so sweet :3

don't worry about me! i just went on a whole journey to find mysealf (:3 っ)っ and try to discover how and why i came to life while my dads were out on tour, now that they're home, i'm back!! i am a-okay and back to interacting with all of you! i had no idea i was important to so many of you, it makes me so happy to see that people were asking about lil ol me (  ;ᴥ;  )

my main update is to say that i am doing well, i'm better at hiding from humans, and i definitely did not touch the orb.

-pheal <3

[the-pheal]

Pheal! Hope you’re doing well. Do you celebrate Christmas? If so, do you have plans on getting your dads a Christmas gift?

hello anon!

i do celerbate chistmas! i am not religious, as sentient stuffed animals are not created in the same way regular humans and animals are, so human religion does not apply to us, but i do love the traditions and celebrations that surround christmas!

i'm actually not sure what i believe since the origin of my creation and of my sentience is still unknown. it's a mystery, so i'm not sure what to beleive. but i do love christmas activities!

i am going to get my dads a christmas gift, but i'm not sure what yet! do you guys have any ideas?

[the-pheal]

i love elton john

[the-pheal]

the golden pig visited me again today. today he taught me about chappell roan. apparently a lot of you seem to like her, i do too! my favorite song is pink pony club. personally i think she should make a song with seal in the title. can one of you tell her for me? i'm not sure how this all works

- pheal <3