#pheespeak

[pheebird]

sometimes ill just be doing random shit like walking the dog and ill just stop and bend over and be like. fuck i love lance SO FUCKING MUCH I CANNOT CONTAIN THIS I LOVE HIM I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY AAAAAAA

[pheebird]

it's been a year but i still have the entire hamilton soundtrack fucking memorized,,, god,,,,

[pheebird]

me: hates my art style + gets so frustrated with myself 4 not being able to improve quickly enough :/

[pheebird]

What's an anon gotta do to get more camp rock au? *slides a 20* ;)

IM REALLY HAPPY YOU ASKED!!! *pushes $20* back to you* trust me u don’t want to waste money on this trash

*cracks knuckles* buckle up, kids. so.

KLANCE CAMP ROCK AU•keith is shane gray. he’s even got the mullet/emo hair thing going on, and he has attitude as well. it’s perfect. twist in this au, though: keith is totally gay™. never liked girls, never will. thing is, his record label thinks that the popularity of of Voltron would drop if the lead singer came out as gay, hence keith not agreeing, acting out, and getting forced to teach at his uncles camp, while trying figure out if he wants to drop the deal with the record company. his brother, shiro, and cousin, hunk, are supportive- but after keith punches the record manager in the face (he was being a homophobe, but still), they agree keith needs to go and revisit his roots.

•lance is mitchie torres! his mom got a job working as a cook at the camp and lance is like, fucking over the moon, because he loves to sing and carries around this old, lovely guitar. sure, his family is short on money, but lance is so grateful for any opportunity to meet some cool people and sing. the fact that keith kogane is coming to teach at the camp makes his bisexual ass scream with joy. his problem: he doesn’t want people knowing that he’s only able to be here because his mom is the cook. he tells pidge about it, and they’re fine with it, but he makes up stuff to everyone else. also, he has stage fright. yikes. and nyma? seems like a petty bitch, and lance and petty bitches mix about as well as oil and water do. still, nyma has this aura about her and despite himself, lance gravitates towards her.

•pidge is caitlyn because it just fits too well. sarcastic, gives zero shits, makes awesome music with tech. it’s cool. knows all the gossip at camp and likes lance because he’s funny and not another rich asshole. plus, lance likes memes, so automatic best friend right there. has some bad history with nyma and warns lance about her.

•coran is straight up brown cessario. weird accents, weird habits, and very fatherly? perfect. he really likes lance and they end up having a really healthy father -son relationship

•shiro is nate, one of keith’s bandmates. not a huge player in the first camp rock, but in the second movie you might recall a relationship with the daughter of a rival camp (aka allura). lost an arm when he was in the navy, but he can play guitar with it, and it drives fans insane

•hunk is jason, and all he wants is a fucking birdhouse. and later on, the cute singer who won the final jam. plays drums and backup vocals and is literally the most beautiful being to ever exist.

•shay is peggy! sweet, shy, but with an edge of steel. she’s awesome and has a lovely rich voice. lets herself get manipulated by nyma. speaks with a slight accent, and her trademark is a huge pair of silver earrings

•nyma is tess tyler. stone cold bitch with a pretty voice who actually has more issues going on than it looks. hits on keith frequently and keith has literally no idea what to do. hates that new boy lance has a better voice than her

• (i kinda want slav to be ella but i think i might actually die if i drew that)

if you guys want i could draw more stuff for this???? if you want??? a lot of people seem to like it lmAo

pssst also if ppl write stuff about this i'll love them forever pass it on

[pheebird]

keith is hufflepuff. don't even try 2 argue it

[pheebird]

the tailor (au)

keith is a famous fashion designer. made black the new black again. allura and shiro model for him. it's cool. he's famous. just created the new altea fashion line. lance, on the other hand, is just a tailor. hates keith because they were in the same design and fashion class in uni but it was keith who got famous, not lance. lance is salty and will stop at nothing to surpass keith kogane. he just has to figure out HOW to do it first. (i only thought of this au because of the tailor thing not gonna lie) keith: walks into the tailoring shop keith: i heard this was the best place in town to get clothing tailored? pidge (working the desk): yup. hey, lance! lance: *glares* oh, hey keith. long time no see. keith:... who are you? lance: are you kidding me right now

[pheebird]

someone please for the love of all that is holy make a klance brooklyn 99 au ,,,,,

[pheebird]

WHO IS MOTHMAN????