My GW children and why you should/should not fight them.
Ateyla
Mmhm. You certainly could. And man, if you didn’t know this tiny, bite sized fern you’d probably think it might even be a good idea. No. She fights violently, relentlessly and without mercy. And when she lays down her ground rules as ‘One killing blow allowed’ it might be time to reconsider your options.
Caerthys
If you knew she was the one that raised Ateyla and had to calm her temper, you’d understand why fighting Caerthys is probably not a good idea. Not only is she tough, but she’s brave and sometimes reckless. On the other hand, why you’d want to pick a fight with such a chirpy plant is beyond me.
Who wins: Probably Caerthys.
Phenriel
If you can find her, you can fight her. With 18 years of experience in her profession and most of that alongside the Vigil, she’s a formidable foe to anyone. Not physically strong, but agile and excellent with a bow, as soon as you lock her in melee range she’s out for the count. Except...did I mention the enormous brown bear?
Klivvik
Please don’t fight Klivvik. They like to boast about their fire power but they’re a small nerdy bunny that likes books and plants. It would be mean and you’d have Ateyla and Caerthys to deal with after.
Who wins: You, but now you have to deal with two angry plants.
Eskke
Punch her in her eye. Do it. You’d be doing a service to Tyria by fighting this tiny assrat. She sasses big and she’s got a lot of guns but she is trash and trash needs to be put out. Please, fight her. Sure, she’s an Inquest Champion but she’s also a cocky asshole. I believe in you.
Who wins: You, hopefully.
Varyllis
If you like pain and being beat up, fight Vary She’ll love it. Probably a little too much. She’s hot stuff with a rifle and has a lot of nightmare hounds at her disposal. She fights absolutely filthy but isn’t likely to last long in a fair fight. Besides, she has better things to be up to. That’s why she has Knights, you know.
Who wins: Whether she wins or she’s delightfully beaten up, I’m afraid Varyllis takes this as a win/win situation. Good luck dealing with that.
Fyianna
There’s a glorious satisfaction to be taken from punching this slimy Courtier in her smug sneaky face. Problem is, she plays her role too well, so if you can bring yourself to beat down on such an airy, soft Sylvari then go for it. Much more a diplomat than a fighter. Sure, you’ll beat her silly but you’ll probably have to sleep with one eye open for the rest of your life.
Who wins: You, a least for now...
Maisy Purcell
Why would you pick a fight with Maisy? Perhaps you’d prefer some tickets to see her performing? No, you want to fight? Oh. Please mind the face then, she has a performance tomorrow.
Who wins: You because she has other things to be doing.
Norris Knave
I know she’s a warrior. I know they’re fighters but man, come on, look at her. What a tiny cinnamon bun. She doesn’t want to fight you. She just wants to chill with her sister and play with the local cubs and gather and bake. What’s wrong with you?
Who wins: You. How do you live with yourself?