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The actor, 86, will be most remembered on this website for the "Chuck Norris Facts" memes of hyper-exaggerated competence.

Outside of movies and memes, Norris was a longtime conservative activist: pushing back against LGBT inclusion, fearmongering about peaceful Muslims spreading "sharia law", arguing against states teaching evolution in schools, feeding the "birther" conspiracy that Obama was not a US Citizen, spreading a conspiracy that the US military under Obama was going to put Texas under martial law, and supporting Donald Trump.

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the afterparty / lando norris x singer reader syn: lando norris gets caught liking a singer's instagram post—it all escalates from there. a/n: this was so fun to make!! hope you enjoy as much as i did creating <3

liked by lando and others y/nl/n see u @ the afterparty view comments luvl/n IS THIS A TEASER FOR A NEW ALBUM??

user1231923490 not everything's a spoiler yk luvl/n yeah but it might be!!

spotlightdaily See you there! liked by creator

louderthanyourfavs_ WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??

user12391873 does anyone else see lando norris in the likes or am i tripping bruh

contains audio 'afterparty' — y/nl/n

liked by y/nl/n, mclaren and others lando lit week view comments mclaren Can't wait for this weekend 🔥 liked by creator y/nl/n damn what's that song?

lando one of the greatest

user123897192 ANOTHER y/n and lando interaction what does this mean omg olliebearman well well well... liked by creator maxfewtrell tickets yes or no

lando hellll yeah iluvlandonorris TICKETS FOR WHAT???

liked by lando, carlossainz55 and others y/nl/n insane tn. love you guys always x view comments user138129831 are we gonna ignore the fact half the f1 grid was there carlossainz55 🔥🔥🔥 liked by creator allabt_y/nl/n f1 x y/n collab when?

y/nl/n @f1 hmu

contains audio 'girl of the hour' — y/n l/n

liked by lando, mclaren, olliebearman and others y/nl/n 4m today <3 view comments mclaren Looks like one of ours strayed 🧐

y/nl/n come and get him he's trying to forge my signature

lando would you say 4's your lucky number?

y/nl/n more like 81 lando oh c'monnn

user129387129 SOFT LAUNCH!! (?)

contains audio 'kiss me in the crowd' — y/n l/n

liked by lando, mclaren, and others y/nl/n party's just started comments are restricted for this post lando and who's hosting the afterparty??

y/nl/n you already know

© mvclrc '25

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Just out of frame

—-Warnings: none

—-Genre: lando x reader fluff, streaming

—-Request: nope

—- Masterlist

Summery: Lando starts his stream with max but there’s someone who steals the show, just by sleeping.

——-The stream went live with the familiar soft click of Lando’s keyboard and the low hum of his PC fans. Monaco was quiet tonight—late enough that the lights from the harbor flickered lazily through the glass doors behind him, the city glowing gold and blue in the distance.

“Alright,” Lando said, leaning toward the mic as the viewer count climbed quickly. “Hi. Um—before anyone says anything, we’re keeping the vibes chill tonight, yeah?”

That alone set the chat off.

CHAT:

WHY ARE WE WHISPERING

CHILL VIBES????

HE SAID UM ITS OVER

SHES THERE ISNT SHE

Lando smiled to himself, eyes flicking briefly to the side.

Just out of frame, pushed right up against his desk like it always was, the couch was occupied. His girlfriend was curled on her side, wearing his hoodie that was swallowed by the blanket she’d dragged from the bedroom. One cheek pressed into the cushion, hair a little messy from when she’d flopped down earlier with a tired, “I’ll just lie here for a sec.”

That sec had turned into sleep.

Her hand was still in his.

She’d reached for him without opening her eyes while he was setting up the stream, fingers sliding into his palm like muscle memory. Now, as she slept, her grip had softened—still there, but loose, warm, trusting.

Lando adjusted his chair just slightly closer so their hands wouldn’t stretch.

“Max is joining in a minute,” he added quietly. “But—uh—inside voices.”

The chat barely heard him over itself.

CHAT:

HAND???

WAIT IS THAT HER HAND

LANDO NORRIS YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO US

Max Fewtrell popped into the call a moment later, camera on, sitting in his London flat with a mug in hand. “Evening, ladies and gentlemen—why are you whispering like you’re in a library?”

“Oi,” Lando said immediately, turning his mic gain down a touch. “Shh.”

Max blinked. “What?”

“She’s asleep,” Lando said, nodding subtly toward the couch.

Understanding dawned on Max’s face, and his grin softened. “Oh. Right. My bad.”

CHAT:

MAX IMMEDIATELY COMPLYING

AS HE SHOULD

SHE’S ASLEEP HOLDING HIS HAND IM GONNA CRY

As the game loaded, Lando leaned back slightly, eyes drifting to her again. Her breathing had slowed, chest rising and falling in that deep, even rhythm that meant she was properly out.

Her fingers twitched once.

Then, slowly, her hand started to slip from his.

Lando noticed instantly.

Mid-sentence, he paused, gently curling his fingers around hers again, thumb brushing the side of her hand. Her grip reformed on instinct, fingers lacing with his this time.

The chat lost it.

CHAT:

THE WAY HE FIXED IT

SHE GRABBED BACK

THEYVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE KIDS YOUR HONOR

She shifted slightly, face turning toward him. A lock of hair fell forward, tickling her cheek. Lando watched it for a second, then carefully lifted his free hand, slow and deliberate so he wouldn’t wake her.

With the gentlest motion, he tucked the strand behind her ear.

His fingers lingered for half a second longer than necessary.

Max cleared his throat dramatically. “Just so you know, you’re being extremely visible right now.”

Lando glanced at the camera, smirked faintly. “Yeah. They’ll live.”

CHAT:

HAIR TUCKED. STREAM OVER.

BOYFRIEND CODED SINCE DAY ONE

THIS IS MORE INTIMATE THAN DTS

She murmured something unintelligible, brow creasing slightly before smoothing out again. Her grip tightened, and she tugged his hand closer, pressing it against her chest like she needed the reassurance even in her sleep.

Lando leaned toward her, whispering, “I’ve got you.”

Then he looked back at the screen like nothing monumental had just happened.

Gameplay continued. Max talked. Chat spammed. But every few minutes, something small would happen—her thumb brushing his knuckle, her shifting closer, Lando adjusting the blanket when it slipped.

At one point, she stirred properly, eyes fluttering open just a crack.

“You done yet?” she mumbled sleepily.

“Not yet,” Lando whispered, smiling down at her. “Go back to sleep.”

She nodded once, blindly reaching for his hand again even though she already had it.

“Okay,” she said softly, and was out again within seconds.

The chat absolutely imploded.

CHAT:

HER VOICE???

IM NOT OKAY

THE WAY HE SPOKE TO HER

THIS IS WHY FANS LOVE HER

Max leaned back in his chair, shaking his head. “You’re never beating the allegations.”

“What allegations?” Lando asked.

“That you’re the softest man alive.”

Lando shrugged, eyes still on her. “I’m alright with that.”

When the stream finally wound down, Lando thanked chat quietly, promised another stream soon, and ended it without fanfare.

He didn’t move for a long moment afterward.

Instead, he turned his chair fully toward the couch, careful not to pull away. With his free hand, he brushed his knuckles over her cheek.

She smiled in her sleep.

And for Lando Norris, world of racing and noise fading into the background, there was nowhere else he’d rather be.

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always coming back to you 𑣲 lando norris smau part 3

ꫂ You and Lando got divorced and have a six year old daughter, and you two decide to raise her together (part 1 part 2)

— Part 4 will be posted next week, comment here if you want to be tagged on taglist! I’ll probably make this a series but idk yet

— A little writing. English is not my first language, i am sorry if there's something grammatical wrong

— faceclaim: tini stoessel | manips made by me

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You were sitting on the floor of your room, with an open plastic box next to you and memories scattered on the floor.

This is the box where you keep all the gifts Lando gave you in all these years that you know each other.

There were letters he had written for you, polaroids that you were together or even the ones you took when he was distracted.

There were movie tickets, theater tickets, museum tickets. The very first paddock pass you received the first time you went to one of his races.

Everything that reminds you of him is there, stored in that box. You tried at all costs to stay away from these memories, but it was an impossible job when you had a daughter together.

You didn’t want to believe once again that Lando was being sincere, you were too afraid of getting hurt.

But you missed the Lando who lived inside those memories in the box. The thoughtful, affectionate, romantic Lando.

So different from Lando who was present in your life after Maeve’s birth. For a long time you thought that could have been what drove you away.

Maybe he didn’t want children, and you ruined his life. Maeve was not planned, but an accident caused on your birthday where you two got too drunk and had sex the first time without a condom.

You two barely remembered what had happened the next day, but you did something that day that would remind you forever.

Even though she wasn’t planned, not for a single second had you ever regretted your daughter. Maeve was the love of your life and the reason you were still alive today.

Everything you do is for her.

Even though Lando says he never regretted it either, and you see with your own eyes the wonderful father he is, sometimes you doubt because you just don’t know if you can trust him again.

He had broken your trust so many times that you were terrified of everything happening all over again.

You really wanted Maeve to grow up with her parents together and married, it would be good for her upbringing.

But would it be good for you?

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first slide | bunny upload a new storie

second slide | charlesleclerc upload a new storie

Interactions of the second slide

| bunnyn: what I said about not giving pancakes at lunch time?

| charlesleclerc: I don’t remember🥱🥱

| lando: tell me where are you

| charlesleclerc: no

| lando: you are with my daughter

| charlesleclerc: find us then

bunnyn and alexandramalenaleclerc upload a new post

bunnyn & alexandramalenaleclerc: something really special is about to happen <333

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rebeccadonaldson: my girlssss

| bunnyn: we looove you

haileybieber: so excited!!!

user: LANDO LIKED WHAT

| user2: I thought they were fighting

user3: Two wags who take advantage of their millionaire husbands

| user4: Yn isn’t even married to Lando anymore wtf

charlesleclerc: 😍

f1gossip upload a new post

f1gossip: Yn Ln, Lando Norris, Maeve Norris, Charles Leclerc, Alexandra Leclerc and Leo were spotted in a restaurant in Monaco.

After dinner, Yn and Lando left in his car, while the couple’s daughter left with Charles and Alex. A few weeks ago, Yn and Lando had exchanged blocks on Instagram.

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user5: Maeve is sooo cute

user6: can’t wait for a little Leclerc

user7: We went back to when Maeve was born and we saw Yn and Lando on and off

| user8: I always thought they were so toxic

user9: How good it is to see hot people dating hot people

bunnyn upload a new post

bunnyn: my collection x alexamdramalenaleclerc with Frame is officially out!!!

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alexandramalenaleclerc: STUNNING

haileybieber: i am in love with you

lando: oh please fuck me | comment deleted by author

user10: I SAW LANDO COMMENT

| user11: he is probably so in love with these pictures

| lando: I am | comment deleted by author

| user12: YN LET HIM TALKKK | liked by lando

bunnyn and alexandramalenaleclerc upload a new post

bunnyn & alexandramalenaleclerc: best time at frame launch party

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deuxmoi upload a new post

deuxmoi: Lando Norris, Yn Ln and Rodrigo de Paul spotted at Yn launch party with frame.

Sources claim that the atmosphere between Lando and Rodrigo was not good at all, and that the driver closed his face every time Yn approached the player.

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user13: I wasn’t expecting Lando at this party

| user14: And also an official photo of the two of them together

user15: Rodrigo’s hand noooooo

user16: Am I the only one who never liked Lando and Yn together? They never know what they want

user17: I’ve been following Lando since his rookie season and I never liked her either

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Charles and Alex have always been close people to you and Lando during these years. The two grew up in Monaco, and this helped you a lot in your adaptation in the country as soon as you moved and had Maeve.

Since the birth of your daughter, it was normal for her to spend a weekend with Alex and Charles when Charles and Lando were not racing in some other country.

And for Maeve, the Monaco Grand Prix is her favorite because she can spend all day watching the race by the yacht that her father rents. And with the people she loves the most, you, Lando, the Leclerc family, Max and Pietra.

Maeve is very loved by everyone, and you are soo happy for that.

Today Charles and Alex took Maeve to sleep at their house, and you also know that Penelope - daughter of Kelly and Max v also lives in the same building. She and Maeve are friends.

You and Lando went back to your apartment to talk. Today was the launch party of your collection with Frame and Alex, and Rodrigo was there

He took a bouquet of flowers for you, which are now inside a jug of water in the kitchen. You two have never related, but you know the feelings he carries for you.

He is a good and beautiful man, he has always been helpful and affectionate with Maeve.

Maybe he’s really the right man for you, but the heart chooses who it wants.

And your heart has always been Lando’s.

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lando upload a new post

lando: Feels good to be back. This weekend's been tricky but we got the most out of what we had today. Shanghai nxt. Cya then

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monsterenergy: 💪💪💪

lnfour: mega driver mega performance

user18: I miss Yn’s comments

| user19: rigth??? At this time she would have already commented on a “hot”

deuxmoi upload a new post

deuxmoi: Yn Ln had a car accident in Monaco this afternoon. The influencer and her daughter Maeve were returning from Nice when they began to be chased by paparazzi, causing the accident.

We have no update on the health status of both of them.

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Celia: Sorry I’m late!

Norris: D i d y o u s e e a n y g o o d c o w s

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size difference...

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HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK