their bedroom situation is so fucking hilarious to me. two bedrooms. one contains phil's bathroom, closet, and bedside drawers. the other contains dan's bathroom, closet, bedside drawers, and the bed they both sleep in at night. (we know this because phil said "MY bedside drawers are in another bedroom.") so dan was being extremely accurate when he said there just "happens" to be a bed in phil's room, because for their purposes it might as well not be a bedroom at all. (and for everyone's sake including their own they should probably just start referring to the rooms as "dan's room" and "phil's room", instead of "dan's bedroom" and "phil's bedroom". the latter versions are slight misnomers because they both use dan's bed and neither of them use phil's.)
