Chapter Eighty-Four
A/N: I know I say this every time I update, but I'm SO sorry it's been so long. I have had absolutely no inspiration to write, but now I feel as though I have a lot that I want to happen with Harry and Lydia. And this chapter pretty much opens quite a few doors for the future, not only the next few chapters but the more distant ones.
I hope you like it :)
Lydia
“If you don't come into the sea with me I'll force you.”
Harry looked up from where he was splayed on the sun bed, arching an eyebrow at me. “Is that so?”
“Harry, come on!” I complained, moving forward to stand at the end of him, my hands on my hips.
“Ugh, love, I'm nice and comfortable here...” He trailed off, looking up at me with puppy dog eyes that begged for me to leave him be.
“I don't care,” I said, before stooping down and grabbing his foot, tugging. “Come. With. Me.”
“Woah!” Harry gasped out, laughter falling from his lips as I tried to pull him onto the sand. “Lydia-!”
I paused. “Yes?”
“Get off!” He let his head fall back and laughed as I continued to tug, trying to squirm his foot out of my grasp. “Lydia, I swear to god-”
He freed himself, quickly folding his legs beneath him so I couldn't get at them. I pouted. “Harry! You're going to make me go into the sea alone?”
“You can swim,” he said, his lips twitching with amusement.
“What if a shark comes along?” I raised an eyebrow.
“Scream 'shark' and you'll scare it off,” he replied. I crossed my arms, frowning.
“If I get eaten by a shark you'll be sorry,” I said, turning around and stalking away.
“I'll just watch you from here,” he called after me. I glanced over my shoulder to see him settle himself back down, his hands behind his head and a cheeky grin on his face as he prepared to enjoy the show. I rolled my eyes; I could feel his gaze on me as I approached the water.
The Maldives. One of the most beautiful and relaxing places that I had ever seen, and definitely the most beautiful that I had ever visited. They had always been a place of wonder and mystery to me, for I had never been, but I had always longed to. And they hadn't disappointed: the sky was a deep blue and cloudless, stretching for miles above us, as around us we were encircled by clear turquoise water for as far as the eye could see. Tall palm trees and forests reached towards the heavens, the sand soft and white as it surrounded the circle of holiday villas. It had burned my feet, the sun scorching my back, as we had been shown the way to our own.
That first night had been heavenly. Harry and I had lost ourselves between the floaty white sheets of our huge bed as the light of the moon and a million stars bathed us through the huge window ahead. Once our moans and sighs had subsided the only sound was that of the sea, softly caressing the shore the way Harry's hands caressed me, and the gentle swish of the trees in the light breeze. I had fallen asleep listening to the near-silence, and I had awoken to the sound of Harry kissing along my jaw.
It was the third day of our honeymoon. The first, of course, had been the travelling and the first night, our second as a married couple. The second we had spent lounging around in bed all morning, and then taking a slow tour of the island by ourselves, walking hand in hand along the beaches that seemed to stretch for miles, the white sand scorching our feet and the brilliant sun burning the backs of our necks. The third day, so far, had been spent on the sun beds, staring up at the vast blue sky that was cloudless and stunning.
I moved towards the waterline, a tiny breeze ruffling my hair as the soft waves lapped over my toes. I glanced over my shoulder at Harry, who was still watching me, before taking step after step into the cool sea until it had swallowed up to my waist. Then I turned around, moving backwards into the water. I raised an eyebrow at Harry, who chuckled to himself.
“The water's lovely,” I called to him, gently splashing about, throwing him a playful grin.
“Good,” he simply replied.
“You'd like it,” I said.
“I'm fine right here,” he said, fighting a grin. I pouted, turning my back to him and diving under the water. I loved swimming, even if I didn't do it often, and I pushed myself forward as I felt my hair floating around me. I came up for breath, wiping the drops from my eyes and taking a moment to recompose myself. I glanced at Harry: he was watching me.
“Enjoying the show?” I called out. His face split into a grin.
“I'd give it five-star reviews,” he teased.
“You should, you've got a front row seat,” I added. I heard his faint chuckle before diving under once more. When I resurfaced, Harry was rubbing sun tan lotion over his arms. “You're not coming in?”
“Do you really think so?”
I pouted. “You're no fun.”
“You're stuck with me forever,” he said, grinning.
“Oh God, don't remind me.”
One of his eyebrows arched. “Is that so?” Slowly, he got to his feet, and I bit my lip to try and fight a grin. “I might have to teach you a lesson for saying that, you know.”
I giggled as he advanced towards the water. “I knew I'd get you in.”
He paused a foot away from where the waves lapped against the sand. I could practically see him arguing with himself: come for a swim and teach me a lesson, giving in to what I had wanted all along, or stay on the sand and let me get away with mocking him. Finally, he took splashy steps into the water.
“Yay!” I said, clapping my hands as he stopped, waist-deep.
“I hope you know how much this means I love you,” he growled, his blue eyes dark and playful. I shrugged.
“I knew that anyway,” I teased, swimming backwards, my eyes on him the whole time as he gingerly moved deeper into the ocean.
“Seen any sharks?” he asked casually.
“No, but there's a whale in here now,” I said, grinning. “The prince of whales, actually.”
He threw his head back and laughed. “That was a good one,” he said. “You actually made me laugh, then.”
“You say that as though you're surprised.”
“Well...” He grinned as he trailed off. Before I could voice my outrage, he had dived under the water.
I stayed still, my eyes following the distorted shape under the surface, taking a step back as his head appeared before me, his hair a sopping mess, his eyes shining with amusement.
“Hey,” I said, acting nonchalant.
He grinned widely. “Hey.”
“You're in the water now.”
“That I am.”
“Now we can have some fun,” I said, laughing as I threw myself onto him, wrapping my legs around his waist and pushing him under. He swallowed water as he chuckled, throwing me off of him so he could breath before pulling me into his hold once more. I moved onto his back, resting my cheek against the back of his head, his wet hair prickly against my skin, before he dived under, pulling me with him.
Harry
I ran a towel over the top of my head as I lazily returned to the living room. After our shower together, Lydia had rushed to get dry and dressed so she could Skype Lucy, while I had taken my time to lay on the bed and watch her hurry around the room in her underwear. Only once she had left for the laptop did I pull on some shorts and a shirt.
“And is she sleeping okay?” Lydia was asking, as I traipsed down the stairs. She was sat on the large white sofa, the computer perched before her. On the screen, Kate's familiar shiny locks were unmistakeable. On her lap sat Lucy, who was playing with her Auntie Kate's necklace, amused.
“Yeah, she's fine,” Kate answered. “She only woke up yesterday, and William put her back to sleep just fine. She's been running around the apartment with George most of the time, so I think they're both getting worn out.”
Lydia let out a laugh, jumping slightly as my hands went to her shoulders, then giggling at her silliness. “Oh, it's you.”
“Hi Harry,” Kate said, waving before turning to Lucy. “Lucy, look. There's Daddy. Look!” She pointed at the screen, and Lucy's blue eyes followed. Her mouth split into an adoring beam.
“Dada!” she cried, her arms flailing as she moved to try and crawl towards us. Kate's hands kept her in place. “Dada!” she said again, wailing it this time.
“Hello, Lucy,” I said, bending over so she could see me properly. “Are you being a good girl for Uncle William and Auntie Kate?”
“Yah,” she said. “Dada moo gah!”
Kate giggled lightly at her. “She's been great. She's a lovely little girl.”
“You've only had her for a day,” Lydia said. “You'll be pulling your hair out by tomorrow.”
Kate laughed. “No, don't worry. Charles will be round at ten on Thursday to pick her up. He's really excited about it.”
“Pa's always been nuts,” I commented, drawing laughter from my sister-in-law. “Where's Wills?”
“He's just taken Lupo and Felix out for a walk,” Kate explained. “And George was being restless, so he's taken him too.”
“I thought the apartment was unusually quiet,” I teased.
“Yeah, yeah,” Kate agreed. “It's the first time I haven't had a headache in nearly two-years. Oh, by the way-” She paused, searching for something behind the laptop. Lucy frowned as she was adjusted on her aunt's lap, and both Lydia and I laughed at her expression. “William told me to tell you a few things.”
“Right...” I said slowly.
“There's a polo match the Saturday after you come home,” Kate said. “On Lucy's birthday.”
“Oh,” Lydia said, frowning, before she smiled. “We can take Lucy there for her birthday.”
“And then Trooping the Colour is on the following Saturday,” Kate continued. “And then Order of the Garter blah blah blah...Oh, and your secretary called and told us to tell you that there'll have to be some official photographs released for your tour. You'll need to think about that.”
“Ugh,” I groaned. “They can't even let us enjoy our honeymoon, can they?”
“Nope,” Kate said, with a light laugh. “Not for more than two days. We only went for two days.”
“Kate, I'll need you to go shopping with me when we get back,” Lydia said. “I need outfits for the tour. And I need your help.”
Kate laughed. “Okay, sure. Should be fun. Harry and William can have a daddy's day in, huh?”
I rolled my eyes. “As long as you don't spend all my money.”
“Hey, you just had a royal wedding that neither of you had to pay for!” Kate said. “Lydia can spend what she likes.”
“And it's not your money,” Lydia added, grinning. “It's our money, because we're married now.”
I turned away. “You're going to get me into debt, I know it.”
They both laughed at me, and I ignored them to bend over and wave at Lucy, who waved floppily back. “Bye bye, Lucy. I'll see you on Monday, okay?”
“See moondee,” she babbled, smiling widely, and I chuckled affectionately at her before turning to Lydia. “Wine?”
“Please,” she said with a smile, turning back to the computer. “I'm having wine.”
“He's turning you into an alcoholic already,” Kate laughed. “Is it nice out there?”
“It's lovely,” I heard Lydia reply. “I swear, it's the most beautiful place I've ever been to.”
“And have you been out of your room yet?” Kate asked with a giggle.
“Yeah, actually, we went for a walk yesterday afternoon and we were on the beach all day today,” Lydia said, then laughed. “We do have some self-control.”
The rest of the conversation was lost in the pouring of wine, and when I returned, the laptop was on the table and Lydia was curled into the cushions. “Thank you,” she sang, taking the glass from me. I chuckled lightly as I sat down, one arm stretching along the back of the sofa. She snuggled into me, sighing. “It's lovely here.”
“It really is.”
“I don't ever want to leave,” she said. “But I want to see Lucy.”
“I can't believe Lucy's going to be two,” I murmured. “It feels like yesterday when she was born.”
“I know,” Lydia agreed softly. We sat in silence for a few moments, then she said. “Harry?”
“Hmm?”
“We're on our honeymoon.”
I grinned widely at the thought. “I know.”
“You know what the 'traditional' thing to do on a honeymoon was?” she asked. “You know, in the olden days.”
“What?” I brushed my lips along her temple, kissing her skin so very gently.
Lydia fought a smile. “Get pregnant.”
I chuckled. “And here I thought that was just a consequence of the real tradition which was to have sex every day.”
“It was to consummate the relationship, and conceive a child,” she continued quietly. “Back in the day when that was all marriage depended on. Producing an 'heir'.”
“This is a very strange conversation,” I mused. “Does it have a purpose?”
Lydia looked up at me and bit her lip. “I thought...you wanted to have more children?”
Her words caught me off guard, and I stammered slightly, unsure how on Earth I should answer. “I, um, uh, yeah, yes.”
“But not yet?” she asked, her eyes wide and confused as they fixed on mine.
“Well, I...I haven't really thought about that,” I admitted.
“Okay,” Lydia murmured, before ducking her head and laughing faintly at herself. “And here I thought that you'd wanted another kid all this time.”
“Oh, I do,” I quickly added. “Love, I do. I want more children with you. But...last time we spoke about this you'd said you weren't ready so I'd just accepted it. But I do...want more children...with you.”
“We weren't married then,” Lydia said lightly, her mouth tugging up at the corners into a half-smile.
“You...want another child?” I said slowly, utterly confused, trying to wrap my head around what she was saying.
“Maybe...sometime soon.” She trailed off, biting her lip, her eyes shining.
I stared at her. “Are you serious?”
“As serious as I'll ever be,” she said nervously, with a giggle.
“I don't know what to say,” I breathed.
“Well, are you not ready?”
“I am, I'm just thinking about everything we have coming up...the tour...” Three weeks in America was hardly fit for a pregnant woman.
“If...let's say I get pregnant now,” Lydia said. “Hypothetically.” I nodded. “I will be... just over a month gone when we're on tour. A month. That's nothing.”
“What about morning sickness?”
“I might not get that.”
“But you might.”
She sighed. “Harry, I want a baby. And I want it to be as close enough to Lucy's age so they can play together and look after each other. And if we put it off until after the tour then something else will come up and we'll keep creating excuses.”
“I'm just trying to think logically-”
“You don't want to have one yet,” she stated glumly.
“No, I do, I just...” I sighed, taking her hands in mine and returning my gaze to her wide hazel eyes. “I'm just scared.”
She half-smiled. “I'm scared too, but we got through this before. And we'll get through it again, I know we will. I have you this time, from the start. And I love you.” She leant forward and rested her forehead against mine.
“Okay,” I finally said.
“Okay?” She looked confused.
“I love you too,” I said slowly. “I love you more than anything, you and Lucy. And I want you to be happy, and I want to experience everything we felt with Lucy again. With another baby. I want to have a baby that will be royal, with you. I want to have a full family with you.”
She looked at me with shining eyes. “Are you sure?”
“Yes,” I said instantly. “I hadn't thought about it at all, but yes. I'm sure.”
“We don't need to think about it,” she said slowly. “We dealt with Lucy when we had done no thinking at all.”
I half-smiled, reaching up to cup her cheek and pull her lips to mine. “I love you so much, you know.”
“I know,” she said against my mouth. “I love you too.” Her arms snaked up around my neck.
“Do you want to...I don't know-” I trailed off, grinning. “Get an early night?”
She smiled breathlessly. “Sure. You never know how long it'll take to actually get pregnant.”
“And you're sure about this?”
“Yes.”
“And you're clean?” I added, teasing. She rolled her eyes.
“You know we both are,” she said, raising an eyebrow. I nodded.
“Of course, yes.” I moved out of her hold to get to my feet, and then I lifted her into my arms; she gasped out in surprise.
“Harry?” she said as I carried her up the stairs.
“Hmm?”
“How many condoms did you bring with you?”
She was worrying about protection. I raised an eyebrow. “Lydia.”
Her eyebrows furrowed slightly in confusion, and then her eyes widened. “Oh.”
“Yeah.”
She giggled. “Sorry.”
“It's okay.”
“Out of curiosity, how many did you bring?”
“Lydia?”
“Hmm?”
“We're not having this conversation now,” I murmured, as I kicked the bedroom door shut and gently placed her down on the bed.
Lydia
“Lucy!”
Lucy looked up from where she was sat on William and Kate's floor, playing with bricks with George, and her mouth split into a beam. “Mama!” she babbled, pushing herself to her feat. “Mama!”
I hurried forward, lifting her into my arms to the sound of her delighted giggles and holding her close. A week away from her had felt like eternity, every single second leaving me to wonder whether she was okay. Our honeymoon had ended after a few days after our 'baby' conversation, and while the holiday had been wonderful – although not productive, as we had spent most of our time in bed, or on the beach – I had worried about Lucy from the start. But now she was with me, and she was alright.
“Good honeymoon?” Kate asked, smiling widely as she watched me greet my daughter.
“Amazing,” I said with a smile, as I sat Lucy on my hip. “Was she okay?”
“Oh, she was fine,” she replied. “She's a bit more of a handful than George, but she was great. Although I think her and George won't be able to see each other much once they're a bit older. They're evil together.”
I laughed. “Are you and Georgie evil?” I asked her, nuzzling my nose against her cheek, and she cooed her response.
“So...honeymoon?” Kate reminded me. “How was it?”
“Really lovely,” I said. “So relaxing. We just did nothing all the time.”
“Nothing?” she said, raising an eyebrow.
“Well, nothing other than the obvious.”
We both shared a laugh. “Well, you look tanned. You can't have done that much of the obvious.”
“Oh we did.”
“On the beach?”
“Sometimes.”
She giggled, and I joined in. “You had a good time,” she said. “That's what matters.”
“Do you know if Charles had any problems with Lucy?”
“No, he said that she was fine, too,” she answered. “I think he took her to the Chelsea Flower Show. Just for a private viewing. I don't know if you saw the pictures, but there was a report of it on the news.”
“No, I didn't,” I said, but I made a mental note to check it out once we returned to our apartment. “Has anything good happened?”
“Well, some actress has been cheating on her husband, and that scandal just came out on Friday, and it's all over the news because now they're divorcing. And some politician guy has caused outrage because he said something.” She shook her head, disinterested. “The usual.” I half-smiled. “Did Harry miss any polo?”
“No, actually. The first game is on Saturday. You'll be going?”
“Wouldn't miss it,” I said, with a laugh.
“Dada!” Lucy suddenly started squirming in my arms, and I set her on the floor, so she could toddle over to where Harry had just appeared, a large grin on his face.
“Lucy! Come here!” He ran over and scooped her into his arms, her delighted giggles squealing around the room as he tickled her, pretending to bite her stomach.
“No, Dada,” she said, pushing at his head. “Geyoff!”
He chuckled. “Thanks for looking after her, Kate.”
“Don't mention it,” Kate answered. “We had a great time. George and Lucy were plotting away to kill us, I'm sure. But we had a great time.”
“You'll have to do it again,” Harry said, grinning at Kate's raised eyebrows. He laughed. “Don't worry, we wouldn't do that to you.”
“Are you going to the polo on Saturday?” she asked.
“It's Lucy's birthday,” I said. “But yes, we're going. We'll be giving her her presents in the morning and then we'll be heading over to Cirencester.”
“I'm taking George,” she said. “The two little cousins will be able to have a little run around for her birthday.”
“Anyway,” Harry said, one of his hands going to the small of my back to get my attention. “We should be heading back to ours.”
I bid goodbye to Kate as Harry led Lucy out of the apartment, her excited babbles echoing back to me as she told Daddy all about her week without us in the most limited vocabulary.
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“Mama, ook!”
I glanced back at Lucy to see her pointing out the window with her chubby hand, her eyes wide and curious at the sight of the horses that were being ferried to and fro.
“They're horses, Lucy,” I said to her, smiling as she turned her confused gaze to my face, her eyebrows furrowed. “Horses. Neigh!”
Lucy giggled and copied me. “Naaay!”
“Do you want Daddy to win, Lucy?” Harry asked her, as he pulled into a parking spot and stopped the car.
“Yah,” she said, throwing her arms up. “Dada ween!”
He chuckled as we got out of the car, him heading round to get his bag and to put Felix on his lead as I sat Lucy on my hip. She was in a very good mood, perhaps due to the large amount of presents she had gotten. Her second birthday morning had gone extremely smoothly, much calmer than her first, and we had spent it as the small family of four – Felix included – we were. Because, by her third, we hoped we wouldn't be merely four anymore.
I hadn't done a test yet. Neither of us wanted to because if I were pregnant, it would make it all so serious, and if I wasn't, it would be a huge disappointment. Because, the truth was, we were both desperate for another baby. Lucy commemorated the start of our friendship, now it would be fitting for her sibling to celebrate the start of our marriage.
He turned to me now with a wide grin on his face. “You'll go find Kate?” he asked me.
“Of course, Lucy wants to play with George,” I said, rolling my eyes slightly.
“Gorge!” Lucy cried, beaming.
“You behave yourself for Mummy, Lucy,” Harry told her, stroking her cheek. “If you're naughty I'll come and tickle you!”
As he said it his hands moved to her torso, attacking her with his fingers, and she dissolved into laughter, squirming in my arms to try and escape her father, her giggles attracting endless attention.
“Have a good game,” I said to him, reaching up to curl my hand around the back of his neck and pull his mouth down to mine. “I'd wish you luck, but you don't need it.”
“Faithful wife,” he said, with a grin. “I'll bring back the trophy, don't you worry.”
“You better,” I teased.
“Oh, I will,” he said. “I don't want to be on the end of whatever punishment you have waiting for me, should I lose.”
“I don't know,” I said. “You'd enjoy it.”
He barked a laugh, kissing me once more. “See you later, love. Bye bye Felix!” He stooped down to cuddle the puppy.
“See you later.” I fought a grin as he gently tapped my backside, before he winked and ran in the opposite direction.
“Dada,” Lucy said, her face falling as she watched him disappear. “Where Dada?”
“He's going to play polo,” I say to her, gently placing her tiny feet on the springy grass and grabbing her hand. “Shall we go find Auntie Kate?”
“Gorg!”
“Yes, and you can play with George,” I said to her, her tiny fingers wrapped around mine as she toddled along beside me. I was sure that the photographers would have all their eyes and lenses on Lucy and I that day, not only because it was her birthday but because it was the first time we had been seen out and about since the wedding. I was tanned from my week on the beach, and I felt surprisingly confident in my flowing summer dress, my eyes shielded from the bright sun above us. I checked Lucy's sun hat, pulling it down slightly so it protected her face, and she looked up at me, giggling.
“Mama,” she babbled, grabbing my hand.
“Lydia!”
My head snapped up, looking around to try and find the owner of the voice. Sat atop a tiny hill, looking summery in a dress and wedges, was Kate. George was perched between his mother's parted legs, and, at the sight of us, he let out a delighted cry and pushed himself to his feet.
“No, Georgie,” Kate murmured, pulling him back into her arms and kissing the back of his blonde head.
“Hey, Kate,” I said, reaching down to scoop the little boy into my arms. “Hello, George. Don't you look handsome today in your little polo shirt?”
“Antee,” Lucy said, her arms wide as she moved in for a cuddle. Kate pulled her into her arms.
“Happy birthday Lucy!” she said, kissing the top of her head. “Two years old today!”
“Yeah,” I said, letting Felix off his lead so he could sniff around round us and then setting myself down on the grass beside her. “God, this morning was hectic.”
“I bet.”
“Lucy wanted to open, like, one present at a time, then play with it for what felt like an hour, then when Harry tried to take it off her so she could open another one she would wail.” I sighed. “You're a pain, Lucy.” I tickled my daughter, who giggled.
“It's a nice day,” Kate mused, raising her green eyes to the blue sky above.
“It's June,” I pointed out. “Looks like summer's finally here.”
“Hopefully it'll stay.”
“It'll probably be nice and sunny while Harry and I are in America and then the day we get back it'll rain. With our luck.”
“Are you nervous about the tour?”
“I'm just trying not to think about it. Yesterday Harry and I had a meeting with our secretaries and they said that I'll need twenty-two outfits. Twenty-two. I mean, what?! I need four evening gowns, because America's so big we can't have just one state dinner. And then we're going to Niagara falls and all those places so I need to have comfy clothes for them. It's just...ugh.”
“Are you 'recycling' anything?” Kate asked, making quotation marks with her fingers.
“Um, well aside from clutches and shoes and a jacket, I think. Not really. Three dresses, I think. And jeans.” I shrugged. “I feel bad because it's almost as if all I care about with this tour is the fashion, but I honestly feel like that is all anyone is going to look at.”
She nodded sympathetically. “And to an extent, it will be. Do you know everything you're doing yet?”
“Yes, they gave us a lift and we've been completely briefed,” I said. “Although by the time July comes I'll have forgotten every single thing they told us.”
Kate laughed, flicking her hair from her eyes. “Is Lucy doing many things?”
“Uh, I think so. We're going to Disneyland and Animal Kingdom because they couldn't make it stressful enough without adding a whole day with Lucy in the spotlight. And we're going to a zoo, and the a children's museum thing. Yeah, she's doing quite a bit.”
“They'll love her,” she mused, stroking her niece's ginger hair.
“I hope she doesn't play up.”
“I think the public kind of like it when they do,” she said. “I think it reminds them that they're real children and that we're real people, you know?”
“I don't feel real,” I said, leaning back onto the grass and cuddling George to me. “I feel like I'm living...some crazy, crazy life.”
Kate laughed. “That's what it's like, married to one of the Wales brothers.”
The game started then, and the players trotted out onto the field to tumultuous applause and cat calls. I glanced at Kate.
“Someone's trying to get their hands on our men,” I said, pretending to feel threatened.
She dissolved into laughter. “It was probably Mike, Zara said they'd try and turn up.”
“Oh god.”
“Yup.”
“Not Mike!” I gasped in mock despair. “Whatever are we going to do?”
“Set Lupo on his annoying ass if it comes to it.”
“Where is Lupo?”
“Over there.” She gestured towards a stretch of grass with no one on it, where Lupo was sniffing around. Felix was there, too.
“I'm such a terrible person, I had no idea where Felix was either,” I said, tucking my hair behind my ears. “So how's George been?”
“He's been good,” Kate said, reaching forward to give her son a tickle. “He's a little rascal, but hey. It's how it is.”
“He's growing fast.”
“Yeah, he's running around all the time now,” she continued. “William's going to try and teach him to play football.”
I raised an eyebrow. “He's not even two yet.”
“No, William does act like a one-year-old.”
“No,” I said, laughing. “I meant...never mind.”
“Actually,” Kate said, her voice dropping considerably as she turned to me, and I could see she didn't want to be overheard or lip-read. “Can I tell you something?”
“Sure.”
“We're, um-” She paused. “William and I are, uh...”
“Spit it out, Kate.”
“We're trying for another baby.”
I stared at her for a moment, before laughing in disbelief. “Honestly?!”
She frowned, confused. “Yes. Why is that funny?”
I continued to laugh, shaking my head at the world and how this always seemed to happen. Then I sighed, dropping my voice too. “Me and Harry are trying, too.”
Her eyes widened in surprise and then she, too, began to laugh. “Oh my god!”
“I don't believe this.”
“Oh my god!”
“Someone up there is messing our heads,” I said, glancing up at the sky. “Damn you!”
Kate giggled. “And are you...having any luck?”
I fought a blush. “We haven't...checked...yet.”
“Us neither.”
Again, I laughed. “I don't believe this.”
“Always at the same time.”
“They're going to think we arrange it or something.”
“Imagine if they're born on the same day,” Kate said, her eyes sparkling with amusement. “Could you imagine?”
“Steady on, Kate, we don't even know if we are pregnant yet,” I said, with a laugh.
“You're right,” she said, giggling. “I can't wait to tell William. God, he's going to be so pissed off.”
“So will Harry,” I agreed.
“Are you kidding? You and Harry always beat us to having kids.”
“Well, you beat us to getting married,” I said.
“We had to beat you at something,” she laughed. At that moment, Lucy chose to squirm out of her aunt's lap and to start crawling away towards the field. “Oh, shoot, Lucy!”
“I'll get her.” I handed George back to his mother before getting to my feet. Lucy was now sat on her padded bottom, watching the horses run back and forth with curiosity in her eyes. Just as she was about to push herself to her feet to toddle forward, I grabbed her under her arms and pulled her into my arms.
“Mama, ahahah!” She squealed with laughter as I made our way back to Kate, pretending to munch on her stomach. She squirmed in my hold, giggling.
“She's a menace,” Kate said affectionately, smiling up at her. “Did you want to see Daddy, was that what it was?”
“Hello ladies.”
We both turned to see Mike coming towards us, Annie sat on his hip chewing on her fingers and Zara following a few feet behind with the pushchair.
“Hello Mike.”
“Hi Mike.”
“So,” he said, looking at me. “Good honeymoon?”
I could sense the suggestiveness in his tone, and I grinned. “Brilliant.”
“You look tanned.”
“You sound surprised.”
He grinned widely. “What can I say, I've known Harry for quite a while now.”
I laughed. “Before you ask, no. We didn't stay in bed all day every day.”
“Aw, shame,” Zara teased, winking at me. “Was that Lucy we saw nearly climbing onto the field?”
“Yep,” I said, looking at my daughter who was now sat in my arms, babbling away as she watched the horses running to and fro. “Kate and I were just saying what a menace she is.”
“Annie's slowly learning to run,” Zara said, nodding sympathetically. “So we know exactly what you mean.”
Kate laughed. “Is she playing rugby yet, Mike?”
“Not yet, no,” he said, grinning. “But I can tell she's going to be good. She has her daddy's genes, for sure.”
It was a fun, relaxing day. The polo game wasn't anything extraordinary – at least, not to Kate and I, for we had our minds pretty much occupied with looking after George and Lucy. If they weren't trying to crawl away and play with the horses, then they were stealing things from each other. Kate had to scold George after he reduced Lucy to tears from stealing a twig from her.
Finally Harry and William returned, sweaty and hot with their shirts plastered to their chests. Lucy was still sniffling from George's theft, and she didn't even cheer up at the sight of Harry joining us.
“Hello, Lucy,” he said, dropping himself down onto the floor beside me and reaching for her. She let out a wail, pouting, her eyebrows creased. “Oh, no? Not happy?”
“George was very mean to her,” I said with mock seriousness. “He stole her twig.”
Harry raised an eyebrow at me, before laughing and shaking his head to himself. Setting her on his lap, he nuzzled his nose against her ginger hair. “Are you sad that George stole your twig, Lucy? I'm sure we can get you another twig if you want. A better twig.”
I half-smiled, reaching up to pull his mouth down to mine. “Did you win?” I asked, as I kissed him gently.
“Were you not watching?” he said, arching an eyebrow. I grinned, biting a lip and shrugging.
“You know how I am with polo.”
He tutted, shaking his head at me. “Yes, I did win. I scored two goals, so...” He trailed off, grinning with mock-smugness.
“Well done,” I said. “You've earned the right to call yourself my husband.”
“Oh?” He raised an eyebrow. “Cheeky.”
While both him and William went up to receive their prizes, for they'd both been on the same team, I stood talking to Zara and Kate while Lucy and George played with their daddies' mallets. Lucy held the long stick up above her, pushing onto it. It fell over, and she followed. Letting out an irritated wail, she picked it up and threw it to the ground. George grabbed it and held a mallet in each hand, cooing curiously. Lucy crawled over to him and tried to take Harry's mallet, and when he didn't give in, she tried to hit him with her chubby hand. George began to cry.
“Oh god, they're driving me mad today,” Kate complained, stooping down to scoop her son into her arms. “Hey, baby, don't cry.”
“Sorry, it was probably Lucy's fault,” I said, kneeling down beside my daughter. “Did you hurt George?”
“No,” she said.
“Did you make him cry?”
“He cwy,” she said, pointing at him.
“Yes, I know he's crying,” I said. “Did you make him cry?”
She looked at me with wide blue eyes, then ducked her head and nodded. “Yas.”
“You mustn't do that,” I said to her. “That's naughty. That's bad.”
“Sowee,” she murmured.
“Say sorry to George?”
“Sowee,” she said again. I looked up at Kate, who was fighting a smile.
“It's hard to be angry at her when she's so cute,” she said, with a laugh.
I sighed. “Not for me it's not.”
Before long the afternoon sky was turning into a glowing orange, and Harry and I bid goodbye to some of his friends before making our way back to the car. He was tired out from the game, and he lazily bounced Lucy up and down in his arms as she giggled endlessly. Kate and I chatted, as William walked ahead with George and we pulled on the dogs' leads.
“We'll see you next week?” Kate asked, as we reached the cars.
“Oh god, not more polo,” I groaned, before grinning.
“No!” she said, laughing. “For Trooping the Colour.”
“Oh, right. Yeah, we'll be there.”
We bid goodbye to them, and then, just as I was about to get into the car, Kate grabbed my wrist. “Good luck with your...baby-making,” she whispered, before winking at me. I laughed to myself as she walked away.













