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Philbert: Guys who can pull off facial hair are hot.

Rolf: I think you're supposed to use a razor.

[During a makeout session]

Rolf: Fuck, not again.

Rolf: Why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head?

Philbert: What?

Rolf: Nothing, never mind.

Rolf, internally: what's new scooby doo, we're coming after you, gonna sooolve that mystery

Philbert: I like guys who are sensitive.

Rolf, through a mouthful of ice cream: This hurts my teeth.

June: How did you know you loved Rolf?

Philbert: Well, a good romance starts with a good friendship.

Rolf: And a Bad Romance starts with a "ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga, ooh la la..."

June: ...

Philbert: ...

Outputt: ...

Ollie: ...

Philbert, to himself: You signed up for this. You said yes. You said I do.

Philbert: What do you think about pet names?

Rolf:

Rolf: I mean you have to call them something right?

Rolf: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Philbert: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Rolf: Not when you’re playing with Ollie, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog."

Philbert: What's the hardest thing to say?

Outputt: I was wrong.

Ollie: I need help.

Leo: I'm sorry.

Rolf: Worcestershire Sauce.

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