#philipglenister

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No one:

Writers: hi I’m here to ruin everything

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Phil  looking hot at the London Classic car show Feb 17th ! The Mighty Quattro .

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Gene: If I we’re dating you, heh, let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

Sam: Hey, what the fuck does that mean?

Sam, ten hours later: I’m shaking what did that mean

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Sam: once you turn 25, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Gene: no homo

Warren: whole homo

Ray: 2% homo

Chris: skim homo

Frank: soy homo

Nelson: butter homo

Sam: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

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Ray [to Annie]: DI Tyler failed his drug test.

Annie: What?!

Gene: Yeah, he wouldn’t smoke with us.

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Sam: I just tried making my own Red Bull with crushed up caffeine pills, sparkling water and Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

Sam: Apparently, Annie thinks I’m ‘lucky to be alive’.

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Chris: What if one of us takes the blame, so the rest of us can go unpunished?

Ray: That’s good, Chris, get all the terrible ideas out of your system.