summary— The Eagles just won the Super Bowl and on top of that, it’s your boyfriend’s birthday. So, you reward him and celebrate in the best way possible.
a/n— As requested by the masses, Cooper DeJean smut🙏🏽I need him so fucking baddd
As the final whistle blew, signaling the Philadelphia Eagles’ victory, you leaped from your seat, your cheers echoing amidst the crowd.
Green confetti rained down everywhere and the crowd was going wild, the cheers enough to make you go deaf. Pushing through the chaos, you spotted him on the field, helmet off, hair a mess, the biggest smile on his face. You didn’t even think, just ran straight to him, launching yourself into his arms. He caught you like it was nothing, holding you tight as you wrapped your legs around him.
“I’m so proud of you, baby!” you practically shouted, smiling like an idiot.
Cooper laughed, pressing his forehead against yours. “I love you so much,” he said, kissing you, green confetti sticking to both of you.
The whole thing felt unreal, like something out of a movie.
Later at the after party, Cooper looked hot—too hot. A cigar between his lips, smirk on his face, championship chain around his neck, you wanted him, badly. But you kept it together, mostly. That is, until you started dancing on him, pushing your ass back to feel how hard you made him.
His grip on your waist tightened. “Baby, stop,” he murmured in your ear, voice low. “You know I’ll take you right here.”
You smirked, looking back at him. “Then do it.”
He chuckled, shaking his head. “Just wait ‘til we get back to the hotel.”
And he meant that.
The whole night, he kept you close, his arm around your waist, pulling you into him like he couldn’t stand to be apart for more than five seconds. You could tell he was counting down the minutes until the party was over even though he was enjoying it.
And the second you walked into the hotel room? He had you up against the door, kissing you like he’d been waiting forever. His hands were everywhere, gripping your waist, pulling you closer. His hands on your ass, slapping and squeezing.
“You were amazing tonight,” you murmured between kisses. “So proud of you.”
The Super Bowl, his birthday, and you, his girlfriend? He couldn’t have asked for a better night.
“You deserve to be rewarded tonight,” you murmured, tracing a hand down Cooper’s chest as he sat on the edge of the bed.
He smirked, his eyes dark. “Oh yeah?”
You nodded, giving him that look, the one that always made his breath hitch. “Mhm.”
Slowly, you stepped back, peeling off your outfit with a teasing smile, even swaying your hips and bending over to give him a full view of your pussy. He leaned back slightly, his hands gripping the sheets as he took you in, shaking his head like he couldn’t believe you were real.
“God, you’re fucking hot,” he muttered.
You made your way back to him, pushing him gently so he fell against the mattress. His hands immediately found your waist, but you swatted them away playfully. “Let me take care of you,” you whispered, kissing a trail down his torso.
His breathing grew heavier, his muscles tensing under your touch. “You’re gonna kill me,” he groaned, running a hand through his hair as you moved lower, looking up at him through your lashes.
His grip tightened on the sheets, a quiet curse slipping from his lips. “Oh, shit—”
And that was all the encouragement you needed.
After ridding him of his undergarments, his cock sprang free, hard and already leaking. You took ahold of him, hand barely able to go around it all before you kissed the tip. He sucked in a breath, his eyes laser focused on you as you trailed your tongue up and down the veins on his thick shaft.
“You’re such a tease baby,” he chucked, “C’mon, take my dick down that throat.”
He rested his hand on your head and you slowly took him into your mouth, swirling your tongue until he hit the back of your throat. You let him settle there for a minute, relishing in how stretched out your mouth was and how sexy his soft moans sounded before you began moving your head.
“Just like that, baby. You’re so fucking amazing,” he moaned.
You pulled him out of your mouth, leaving just the tip in and suckled on it. He was so sensitive, throwing his head back and gripping the sheets as if to anchor himself. Your lips trailed from his shaft to his balls, sucking as he whimpered soft praises.
“That feels so good. You’re gonna make me cum,” he murmured, breath heaving as he stared down at you.
Taking him back down your throat, you bobbed your head faster, hands caressing his balls as they tightened. With a pop, you took him out of your mouth. “Cum down my throat, you deserve it.”
He bucked his hips, moaning your name as his load shot down your throat. You didn’t stop though, taking him deeper, bobbing your head faster, determined to get every reaction and every last drop of cum out of him.
When you were finally done with him, he pulled you up into a sloppy kiss, savoring the taste of himself on your tongue. “Thank you so much, baby. You always know how to make me feel good,” he praised.
You pushed his hair back, littering his face with kisses. His hands went to your ass as his lips captured yours in a kiss that was even deeper than the last, squeezing and caressing. He had your leg up, trailing his fingers slowly along your thigh until they reached your clit.
“Baby,” you whined. “You always make me feel good but tonight is your night.”
Cooper shifted until his face was hovering over your pussy. “I don’t care. I need to taste you.”
Your half hearted protests caught in your throat as his mouth connected with your clit, sucking as though he had a point to prove. His tongue lapped at your juices, and you cried out as he abruptly slipped a finger inside you.
“God, you taste fucking incredible,” he muttered.
His tongue worked with precision, flicking your clit as his finger curled inside you, meeting your sweet spot with every thrust. You grabbed his hair, grinding on his tongue as he worked you over and before long, you could feel the coil in your abdomen tighten.
“Clenching around my fingers so tight. Give me my reward baby, cum in my mouth,” Cooper said, between licks.
Your back arched from the bed and you felt a rush of liquid leave your pussy. He lapped at your juices like a man starved, guiding you through your high as your entire body shook.
“That’s my girl, that’s my perfect fucking girl,” he cooed, sucking off his finger and licking his lips.
Your breath hitched. He didn’t even give you a minute to recover. You felt his hard cock pressing against your thigh as he hovered above you, his hair tousled giving him that chiseled look.
“Cooper,” you whined. “I need you so fucking bad. I’ve needed you the moment you started playing on that field, you looked so hot.”
He smirked, rubbing the tip along your folds and collecting your juices. “Tell me how bad you want it.”
Without missing a beat you did as you were told. “I want your cock so bad. Please fuck me, I need it. I need you.”
“Good girl.” With his hand wrapped gently around your throat, his cock inched into your pussy. You could feel every vein as he slowly pushed inside you, inch by inch until your nails clawed his back.
“Fuck. This pussy was so needy for me, wasn’t she?” he groaned, his eyes going from his cock buried inside you to your face twisted in pleasure.
You couldn’t answer, his cock had knocked the air out of your lungs but he wasn’t having it. He thrusted harshly, your tits bouncing as your body jolted.
“Answer me,” he said, voice low and rough.
“Yes, Cooper. My pussy’s so needy,” you managed to croak out.
He began moving at a steady pace, hitting all the right spots that made your nails dig into his back even deeper. His hand was still around your throat, gentle but firm as his gaze locked with yours.
“You feel so fucking good. Taking this dick like you’re the champ tonight,” he chuckled, breathlessly.
You spread your legs even wider, the sound of your cries and pussy squelching filling the room.
“Faster, Cooper!” you cried out, feeling yourself tip over the edge.
“Anything for my good girl.”
He pushed your legs behind your head, the angle making his cock slip inside you even deeper. He pressed you into the mattress, pounding your pussy as your loud moans filled the hotel room.
“Oh my God, Cooper! I’m gonna cum!” You were sure the entire floor filled with Eagles players could hear you but in that moment, you didn’t care. Cooper was fucking you too good, still running off the adrenaline from the game.
You moaned his name like a prayer, squirting on his raw cock as he continued slamming into you. He pressed kisses to your lips, still thrusting into you until he flipped you over so you were on your back.
He slapped your ass, making you squeal, then sank right back into you. “So fucking sexy. Take everything I give you.”
You arched your back and his fingers tangled in your hair as he slammed into you from behind. With each thrust, you felt the head of his cock practically kissing your cervix. He stared down at your ass rippling against him and his cock disappearing inside you, covered in your cream.
“You should see how beautiful you look just taking my fucking dickfrom behind,” he groaned, voice raspy. “Can’t believe how lucky I am tonight.”
You pushed back against him, meeting his harsh thrusts and with the way his cock twitched inside you, you could tell he wouldn’t be able to hold on for much longer.
“That’s my girl. Push back against my dick. Fuck me back, princess.”
He let go of your hair, hand snaking around your neck as you arched off him and met his thrusts. He titled your head back, pressing a deep kiss to your lips as his hips stuttered.
“Cum for me. Be a good girl and cum,” he murmured.
Your walls clenched around him, creaming on his cock and soaking him.
“Cum inside me, Cooper,” you breathed, your entire body convulsing from the intense orgasm.
You didn’t need to tell him twice, he slammed into you for the last time, pressing you into the mattress as his load filled you to the brim. A deep a guttural moan left his lips, his cock twitching and painting your insides.
“Don’t move, baby,” he whimpered. “Stay right there, take all my cum. I’m gonna breed this pussy tonight.”
You stayed pressed into the mattress, the feeling of his warm and sticky cum leaving you content until he finally collapsed beside you, panting.
You were still catching your breath, body trembling slightly as Cooper pulled you into his arms. His skin was warm against you, his lips brushing over yours as you both tried to steady yourselves. His hand slid up your back, fingers tracing lazy patterns as he gazed at you with that look he always gave you, like you were the best thing that had ever happened to him.
“You took me so well,” he murmured. “You’re so hot. That was amazing.”
You smiled against his lips, pressing another soft kiss there before pulling back to look at him. “I’m so proud of you, truly,” you whispered. “You did absolutely amazing out there. You’re a fucking Super Bowl champion, Cooper.”
He let out a breathless chuckle and pressed a trail of kisses over your face, your cheeks, your forehead, your nose, making you giggle softly.
“I love you so much,” he murmured, holding you even closer, like he never wanted to let go. “I couldn’t think of a better way to end the night.”
You snuggled deeper into his chest, your fingers lazily tracing over his skin. “I love you too. Happy birthday again,” you whispered back, closing your eyes as his heartbeat thrummed steadily in your ear.
Called that man a pedophile on national live television! Had the Nation screaming "A Minorrrrr" He was wearing a lower case a chain. And when he said "Turn ya tv off!" I did! Cause wasn't shit else to see!
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capri = fine shyt (pls dont make her groom tyler just let her be normal)
the werewolf design is exponentially better (and looks like barblaz's art which is GREAT)
i hate the body swap trope but jenna and emma are just so talented and played each other so well that i actually really enjoyed it (the secondhand embarrassment got me bad though)
gaga was there for two minutes and still carried i love you mother
i LOVED everyones gala outfits except for morticias (catherine zeta jones youre still drop dead gorgeous), ESPECIALLY loved enids and agnes' (love a redhead in emerald green)
enid and agnes' dance was actually spectacular i really enjoyed it
jenna ortega the woman that you are
franciose and isaac were weird as fuck
wenclair will never be canon on screen but it's canon in my heart (in the evergreen words of katelyn fung on tiktok "i will not let a dog beat me in chess" alright we know its just queerbait, dont fall for it)
not wednesday related but football is back so GO BIRDS DH
