#philoise headcanons

[sirphillipcranestanaccount]

Could you imagine if Penny or Georgiana Crane are named the diamond?

What would that do to their parents?

Poor Eloise would actually have to participate in Society. Balls, garden parties and Tea.

Phillip would have to beat off the men with a stick and actually look people in the eye.

Amanda and Oliver would still be lil' shits even though they are almost 30.

Poor Fredrick is probably left Home Alone. Like Macaulay Culkin.

Nevermind the trouble the girls would create with Handsome young men.

Could you imagine?

I don’t doubt that Eloise and Phillip considered actively raising Penny and Georgiana to be hoydenish termagants just to avoid such an outcome.

Though I think Eloise and Phillip wouldn’t dislike the events of the season as much since they have each other to hang out with, it’s really the matchmaking that scares them.

I think Phillip would have no difficulty looking suitors in the eye so long as he’s giving them a death glare, with Oliver 3 feet behind him doing the same (Amanda’s having too much fun out on the horse farm with Charles to bother with the season)

Frederick would probably be hanging out with his cousins John, Richard, and George and getting into a whole separate set of shenanigans.

Meanwhile I’m sure Penny has a checklist for potential suitors that she has no qualms with filling out in front of their faces, meanwhile Georgiana is regretting that she got talked into doing this by Penny and wishes she did what Amanda did lol 😂

[sirphillipcranestanaccount]

Please tell me Penelope and Georgiana tear up their seasons and gives both their parents grey hair.

Phillip Crane spent eight years hoping and praying, pleading to any higher power that would listen, that his two younger daughters would see how happy their older sister was with her husband and make the same choice to forego a London season.

Unfortunately for him, Penelope and Georgiana’s older cousins were far more persuasive and they both insisted on a London season.

Additionally, both girls took their mothers advice to heart and were incredibly picky, both spending several years on the marriage mart before finding their matches.

Phillip came out of it all alive, and not once having gotten lost after inspecting flowers, but he did in fact invest in a big stick to ward off unworthy suitors. (It was just a cane but Lady Danbury would have been proud)

Eloise enjoys all of it immensely

[eleanor-bradstreet]

What do you think Eloise said to Amanda on her wedding day?

Hmmm - do you mean on Amanda’s wedding day?

I think Eloise would always be encouraging her daughter to not ‘lose herself’ in her marriage. Reminding her that being a wife and mother are fulfilling, but she needs to maintain her own identity and interests too. And I know she would take a moment and invoke Marina, telling Amanda that her birth mother would be proud of her and would shower her with love on that day. 💚

Thank you for the ask! 💙