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I’m on a middle-aged man pipeline rn
Bugs when you lift up a rock
"fully sober in the club and—" "no beers in—" wow you guys are lame. i'm FUCKED UP in the club googling the stanford encyclopedia of philosophy.
I love that one era of phil where he had the long hair and the big beard and he was evil 👅👅👅👅 actually need him carnally late pantera phil please treat me horribly 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I think this might be the sexiest thing he’s done all series
OH MY FUCKING GOD???!?!!
I’m sorry Phil but this is all I think about when I see the lovely pirate hair I’m so sorry
Thinking about Taskmaster s20e6 live premiere where people in the chat thought Phil’s entry for the prize task was under his green raincoat and it turns out it’s just what he decided to wear that day and it had nothing to do with the task😭
The jacket in question😭: