[somehow getting paid more than the top scientists at nexus,,,,,, and is literally JUST a creatur]
-soup
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[somehow getting paid more than the top scientists at nexus,,,,,, and is literally JUST a creatur]
-soup
ALL OF YOU NEED TO BE PUT IN A MENTAL ASYLUM
NOW
Please, all of you are crazy is there anyone in here, who isn’t bat shit insane
Favourite animals? :D
PHOBOS: I quite enjoy the company of cats.
JEBEDIAH: Interaction with dumb beasts is beneath me.
HOFNARR: I love cats!
CRACKPOT: This one maaaaaay surprise you, but I LOVE RATS!
GONNE: Mice are alright.
why *is* the sky red?
PHOBOS: The Eye.
JEBEDIAH: The Eye.
CRACKPOT: The Eye.
GONNE: The Eye.
HOFNARR: The Eye.
Could I wear PJs to work and still wear a lab coat? :D
PHOBOS: As long as your pyjamas aren't an eyesore, and cover up your skin... I suppose.
If you guys would receive superpowers or special abilities, what would it be?
PHOBOS: TOTAL dominion over Nevada. And immortality, of course.
CHRISTOFF: The power of suggestion. Hypnosis would also work, but I suppose they're the same thing, actually...
HOFNARR: I want to eat brains and not get sick!
GONNE: Well, I'm already well on my way to becoming a robot, so... nothing at the moment!
CRACKPOT: Flight!
Favourite documentaries?
HOFNARR: The one about the cannibal colonies that live just outside the city!
CHRISTOFF: I... believe what Hofnarr means to say is that he is fascinated by the cruelty the world holds.
HOFNARR: ... Whatever makes you happy.
GONNE: I quite like that show where they show you how different types of clone are made! I made a guest appearance on that show, you know! I was one of HIVE's handlers!
PHOBOS: Documentaries are a waste of time.
CRACKPOT: BLAIRE WITCH PROJECT
what do all of you guys think of the sheriff? My wife btw,,,,
PHOBOS: He's my most admirable underling.
JEBEDIAH: He... He certainly has his place.
HOFNARR: He's been great help in the--
[He looks at Phobos, who is glancing at him quizzically.]
HOFNARR: In, the um, cloning stuff.
GONNE: My number one supplyer of parts!
CRACKPOT: He ate a whole raw egg once!