SOMEWHERE IN NEVADA...

ASKS = OPEN WELCOME TO PROJECT NEXUS.

[posting-from-project-nexus]

>>>>>> WELCOME TO PROJECT NEXUS <<<<<<

run by @oh-mother-fucket

-> Dividers by @transparentgarden404

ABOUT THE BLOG:

This is an ask blog/rp blog that will utilize asks as its primary form of storytelling. It takes place in Nexus City.

THIS BLOG WILL INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS:

Director Phobos Doctor Hofnarr Doctor Jebediah Christoff Doctor Crackpot Doctor Gonne

THIS BLOG WILL MENTION OR FEATURE THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS:

The Hive Project Gestalt S3-LF Eater

TAGS THAT WILL BE USED ARE:

#they talk (This tag is used for in-character asks.)

#begin log (This tag is used for multi-post roleplays.)

#out of character (This tag is used outside of roleplay.)

[posting-from-project-nexus]

[eats through another wall]

-soup

JEBEDIAH: HEY!

[posting-from-project-nexus]

ok, so for starters, im doin awway wwith the system i put in place. it makes no sense and i just did it to. uh, wwell idk actually.

second this is noww a normal askblog. no plot, no lore, but it has a lot of headcanons.

third havve fun and be yourself

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[AN ANONYMOUS PACKAGE ARRIVES IN THE MAIL. IT CONTAINS A HOMEMADE PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE, AND A TYPED NOTE: "A GIFT! - KITTY 🐾]

CRACKPOT: Wh-

[LOUD ASS EXPLOSION]

[posting-from-project-nexus]

[squeakin gentl!!]

-soup

JEBEDIAH: Yeah? Do you have something to say to me?

[posting-from-project-nexus]

[chewing on a lab equipments wires]

-soup

[Jebediah gently removes you.]

JEBEDIAH: Don't do that, little one.

[posting-from-project-nexus]

i need more paperclips. a BIRD. ran off with the box.

[Crackpot giggles.]

HOFNARR: Of course! Here you go!

[He gives a sly glare at Crackpot and hands you a box of paperclips.]

[posting-from-project-nexus]

*bites him on the neck. ravenous little creature*

-soup

[Jebediah tenderly plucks you off, taking care not to hurt you. He sets you on his desk.]

[posting-from-project-nexus]

*BITING!! THRASHING!!!!! CLIMBING HIM*

-soup

JEBEDIAH: Oh, hello.

[He gives you a pencil to chew.]

[posting-from-project-nexus]

SQUEEEEEEEEE *lunges for him, biting and thrashing his pantleg around*

-soup

JEBEDIAH: You're quite angry today. Do you need something or are you just high-energy?

[posting-from-project-nexus]

*squeakin LOUDLY at jeb... how did i get out*

-soup

JEBEDIAH: Oh, you.

[Jebediah stares at you for a moment. He's at a bit of a loss as to what to do.]

JEBEDIAH: Can I help you?

[posting-from-project-nexus]

i like to eat office paperwork when noone is lookin....

JEBEDIAH: The fuck is wrong with you?

[posting-from-project-nexus]

Just killed a bitch, perfectly healthy male, minimal blood loss, cause of death: suffocation.

Anyone want it? I need it gone before they get back.

HOFNARR: Ooh! Oh, me! Me! I want it!

[posting-from-project-nexus]

I coulda' sworn i left my papers in here [rummaging through Jeb's stuff]]

JEBEDIAH: I am right here.

[posting-from-project-nexus]

Does crackpot eat bread off the ground like a bird?

Sounds like something he would do tbh

CRACKPOT: :{

[posting-from-project-nexus]

today i will throw a rock at the nexus core's window to see which floor it will land on

[A shriek sounds from inside. Crackpot flutters out the window, grabs you with her talons, and yanks you into the air.]

CRACKPOT: Let's see how YOU like being hit in the head!

[She drops you from a height, not enough to even injure but enough to hurt.]

[posting-from-project-nexus]

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- @mustard-inc-anon

GONNE: YAY! I CAN'T WAIT!

[He hops around excitedly.]